Politicians swig cocktail containing human toe

[Diva]

AnnaNova (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_602813.html?menu=news.weirdworld.badtaste) - Two Canadian politicians have received certificates for downing whiskey with a pickled human toe in it.They were given certificates for letting the toe touch their lips as they each drank a shot of Yukon Jack whiskey.

More than 10,000 people have received official Sour toe Cocktail certificates.

The tradition started in the early 1970s. The first toe was believed to have come from a frost-bitten gold miner's foot, according to the Canada.com website. There have been several toes involved since.

According to the Sour toe Cocktail Club, the second was donated by a Mrs Lawrence of Fort Saskatchewan, Alberta. Her middle toe had been amputated thirteen years earlier due to an inoperable corn.

The third was sent in 1982 by a trapper in Faro. He'd had his big toe removed due to frostbite.

The fourth was sent by an anonymous donor, and the eighth arrived in a jar of medical alcohol. It's understood the donor had been mowing a lawn in open-toed sandals.First let me just say, "Ew ew ew ew!"

Some people are just stupid. But 10,000? That's just scary. Would you do it? Have you ever swallowed a bug or fish... was it on purpose?

[jackwright]

Nope, but I've lit firecrackers and bottle rockets off in my mouth before. Why ? To see if I could.

[SysLord]

LOL, what's wrong with horse meat? I eat it several times a week and it's better tasting and healthier than beef.

I came back to one of my previous postings: I challenge anyone to eat surstromming :)

[jackwright]

Fuck, I don't even know what surstromming is, but, I've eaten rat, skunk, porcupine, mud duck, dog food and sparrow. I've eaten the worm in the bottom of the tequela bottle on numerous occasions. I've eaten tongue, heart, pussy and brain. Let's face it, ain't nothing sacred if I'm hungry enough. But I ain't eating nothing just to show someone that I'll do it.

A joke.

A guy walks into the bar and sits down, sets a frog on the bar and orders a drink. The lady behind the bar asks, "what the hell you think you're doing wit dat frog onna bar ?"

And the guy replies, "best be nice to my frog, he's special."

"Right" , she says, "what's so special bout dat frog, huh"?

And he says, "this here frog eats pussy, finest pussylicker you ever gonna see."

"In a pigs ass", she replies.

"No shit", he says, "plop yo ass up onna bar an spread-um for froggie, an he'll have you a beggin fo more".

So she does and he sets the frog between her legs and says, "lap it up big boy". But nothing. Once again he says, " come on buddy, lap dat pussy up like I showed ya to the other day". And still nothing.

Finally he picks up the frog and sets him on the barmaids belly and says, " God damnit lapper, how many more times am I gonna have to show this to you for you get it right"

[SysLord]

surstromming is a swedish delicacy, it's basically yeasted or rotten herring. Only to be eaten outdoors because of the foul smell. Wanna have a can Jackwright?

[GLADIATOR]

Yeh, I realized that after you pointed it out. Normally I am not into jokes, but that was OK. So i decided to thank JW for his time.

[jackwright]

Originally posted by SysLord
surstromming is a swedish delicacy, it's basically yeasted or rotten herring. Only to be eaten outdoors because of the foul smell. Wanna have a can Jackwright?

Sure, did I mention that I'm norse. I've eaten ludifiske<?spelling>, and raw oysters.

No joke GLAD, survival can be really harsh, sometimes.

[GLADIATOR]

Originally posted by jackwright


survival can be really harsh, sometimes.

So can not surviving.

[jackwright]

Unless you have a golden tongue and a frog in your pocket.

[Redallnite]

LOL, what's wrong with horse meat? I eat it several times a week and it's better tasting and healthier than beef.
Now that's gross... Why eat a horse?? Isn't that what they make dog food with??

[SysLord]

Originally posted by Redallnite

Now that's gross... Why eat a horse?? Isn't that what they make dog food with??

Gross, you are joking Red. Most people over here eat horse meat simply because it is delicious and healthy. By the way, these horses are not bred for food consumption like cows and pigs but rather horses that are at the end of their lifespan. Try it :)

[Redallnite]

That's when they go to the dog food factory here.... and old animals like chicken are tough to chew on.....

[SysLord]

Not the horse meat you get over here. I'll send you a steak :)

[Redallnite]

Thanks but no thanks..... I have a hard time eating meat now!!!










Thought I had one with braces :cool: