Diva
05-30-02, 12:19AM
<h3><i>Sexual Relations? You Mean Did I Fuck Him?</i></h3>Fuck. What's wrong with the word fuck? I was listening to the radio while two 'experts' were discussing the problems with today's youth. These 'experts' start talking about sex, and make it sound like you're playing Bingo. The word Sexual intercourse sounds more like you're watching Nascar than engaging some primal pleasure. Same with Oral sex. They reminded me to make my yearly dental appointment. Why not just say these teens were sucking dick and be done with it? Blow job is fine, but technigally incorrect. If you'r 'blowing', you're not doing it right. Let's face it, sex is not a topic for intellectual conversation. People who talk about sex like it's a report in the Wall Street Journal fuck with their shoes on. Sex is sweaty, messy, one for all and all for me. In the heat of passion your lip liner is the last thing on your mind. The facial expressions and moans alone throw any potential for serious conversation out the window. Giving sex a technical term is like calling farts flatulence and thinking you sound classy.
<h3><i>News n Stuff</i></h3>The <a href="http://foia.fbi.gov/famous.htm" target="_blank">FBI</a>'s files on famous people. <font color="#9933FF">Hey! I'm not on there. Yay...</font>
Guy refused to pay for <a href="http://www.reuters.com/news_article.jhtml?type=humannews&StoryID=951350" target="_blank">sex</a>, gets finger bitten off.<font color="#9933FF"> He's lucky it was his finger...</font>
Vice President <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/2002-05-13/News_and_Views/Beyond_the_City/a-150735.asp" target="_blank">Clinton</a>, as in Hilary? Hmmm.<font color="#9933FF"> I knew she'd claw her way to the top...</font>
Charities hire <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,3604,714449,00.html" target="_blank">sniper</a> teams to go after ivory poachers.<font color="#9933FF"> Can I donate some bullets?</font>
Laura Bush Condemns Teenage <a href="http://www.reuters.com/news_article.jhtml?type=topnews&StoryID=957021" target="_blank">Bombings</a> in Mideast.<font color="#9933FF"> But the adults are okie dokie?</font>
Hookers ban 'sinful' <a href="http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_587465.html?menu=news.quirkies" target="_blank">oral</a> sex. <font color="#9933FF">Regular sex is just spiffy. Another town I'll never go to ...</font>
<h3><i>News n Stuff</i></h3>The <a href="http://foia.fbi.gov/famous.htm" target="_blank">FBI</a>'s files on famous people. <font color="#9933FF">Hey! I'm not on there. Yay...</font>
Guy refused to pay for <a href="http://www.reuters.com/news_article.jhtml?type=humannews&StoryID=951350" target="_blank">sex</a>, gets finger bitten off.<font color="#9933FF"> He's lucky it was his finger...</font>
Vice President <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/2002-05-13/News_and_Views/Beyond_the_City/a-150735.asp" target="_blank">Clinton</a>, as in Hilary? Hmmm.<font color="#9933FF"> I knew she'd claw her way to the top...</font>
Charities hire <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,3604,714449,00.html" target="_blank">sniper</a> teams to go after ivory poachers.<font color="#9933FF"> Can I donate some bullets?</font>
Laura Bush Condemns Teenage <a href="http://www.reuters.com/news_article.jhtml?type=topnews&StoryID=957021" target="_blank">Bombings</a> in Mideast.<font color="#9933FF"> But the adults are okie dokie?</font>
Hookers ban 'sinful' <a href="http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_587465.html?menu=news.quirkies" target="_blank">oral</a> sex. <font color="#9933FF">Regular sex is just spiffy. Another town I'll never go to ...</font>