Diva
05-29-02, 11:42PM
<h3><i>Get Me Out Of Here!</i></h3>
I feel like crap. I'm still sick with a temperature. My boss feels ill so she comes in late yesterday and leaves early. Then she calls in today. If it were me, I'd catch hell. If her boss wasn't female I'd swear she was sleeping with the boss. Then again... Naw. Anyway, I put up a bunch of links for you to click through. Plus you can still watch some of the videos if you missed them yesterday. Bleah...
I'll never eat <a href="http://www.nochicktrix.com/fun/vid/ad/spaghett.mpe">spaghetti</a> again. At least not on the floor.
How <a href="http://www.nochicktrix.com/fun/vid/ad/pigfarmer.mpg">parents</a> get kids to leave home.
Hottie or <a href="http://www.nochicktrix.com/fun/vid/haha/cas5ybsl.wmv">nottie</a>?
Been there, <a href="http://www.nochicktrix.com/fun/vid/parody/bigboy27.mpg">dated</a> him.
Gee, I hate when <a href="http://www.nochicktrix.com/fun/vid/ad/vibratephone.mpeg">this</a> happens.
<h3><i>News n Stuff</i></h3>Top 10 things guys <a href="http://www.teenmag.com/allaboutyou/lovefaqs/082301_3.shtml" target="_blank">NEVER</a> want to hear according to teenmag.com.<font color="#9933FF"> Pretty damn accurate....</font>
7yr old charged with felony for pencil <a href="http://ap.tbo.com/ap/florida/MGADCDV0Q0D.html" target="_blank">stabbing</a>.<font color="#9933FF">His year book said "Most likely to be on America's Most Wanted"...</font>
Carrots for <a href="http://www.thebakersfieldchannel.com/news/1426202/detail.html" target="_blank">sex</a> man pleads guilty. <font color="#9933FF">What was he planning to do with those carrots...</font>
London bobby about to pound the <a href="http://wwwi.reuters.com/images/2002-05-01T212536Z_01_GALAXY-DC-MDF23904_RTRIDSP_2_INTERNATIONAL-LIFE-MAYDAY-DC.jpg" target="_blank">crap</a> out of a May Day protester.<font color="#9933FF"> Rodney King! Rodney King!</font>
The <a href="http://www.gopbi.com/partners/pbpost/epaper/editions/wednesday/local_news_c3fcf43ce624b00d00c6.html" target="_blank">Irritating </a>Fish.<font color="#9933FF"> Thanks, Red. Hahahahaha...</font>
Man <a href="http://www.gopbi.com/partners/pbpost/epaper/editions/wednesday/local_news_c3fcf43ce624b00d00c6.html" target="_blank">kills</a> self with chain saw. <font color="#9933FF">Damn! What a way to go...</font>
Player Banned After <a href="http://reuters.com/news_article.jhtml?type=humannews&StoryID=905348" target="_blank">Testicle</a> Biting. <font color="#9933FF">Biting nutz, fingering a guy's arse... Is this Rugby or foreplay?</font>
Soldier keeps <a href="http://reuters.com/news_article.jhtml;jsessionid=2QAVOFPCZDZW0CRBAE0C FFAKEEATGIWD?type=humannews&StoryID=911038" target="_blank">head</a> as war souvenir. <font color="#9933FF">No thanks, I'll just take the tee shirt...</font>
Pig squeals on <a href="http://www.austin360.com/aas/news/ap/ap_story.html/National/AP.V3099.AP-Witness-Pig.html" target="_blank">robber</a> hiding from... cops. <font color="#9933FF">You thought I was gonna say it, didn't you...</font>
Tyson plans to <a href="http://www.tsn.ca/boxing/readstory.asp?story_id=2326699" target="_blank">kill</a> Lewis in the ring. <font color="#9933FF">The man should not be fighting...</font>
Classic <a href="http://www.americanhawgs.com/wettshirt.htm" target="_blank">wet</a> tee shirt photos. <font color="#9933FF">Classic meaning been around. Don't ever call me classic ...</font>
Jennifer <a href="http://aniston.all-pics.com/index.html" target="_blank">Aniston</a> pictures [Galleries]. <font color="#9933FF">See what Brad's doing..</font>
I feel like crap. I'm still sick with a temperature. My boss feels ill so she comes in late yesterday and leaves early. Then she calls in today. If it were me, I'd catch hell. If her boss wasn't female I'd swear she was sleeping with the boss. Then again... Naw. Anyway, I put up a bunch of links for you to click through. Plus you can still watch some of the videos if you missed them yesterday. Bleah...
I'll never eat <a href="http://www.nochicktrix.com/fun/vid/ad/spaghett.mpe">spaghetti</a> again. At least not on the floor.
How <a href="http://www.nochicktrix.com/fun/vid/ad/pigfarmer.mpg">parents</a> get kids to leave home.
Hottie or <a href="http://www.nochicktrix.com/fun/vid/haha/cas5ybsl.wmv">nottie</a>?
Been there, <a href="http://www.nochicktrix.com/fun/vid/parody/bigboy27.mpg">dated</a> him.
Gee, I hate when <a href="http://www.nochicktrix.com/fun/vid/ad/vibratephone.mpeg">this</a> happens.
<h3><i>News n Stuff</i></h3>Top 10 things guys <a href="http://www.teenmag.com/allaboutyou/lovefaqs/082301_3.shtml" target="_blank">NEVER</a> want to hear according to teenmag.com.<font color="#9933FF"> Pretty damn accurate....</font>
7yr old charged with felony for pencil <a href="http://ap.tbo.com/ap/florida/MGADCDV0Q0D.html" target="_blank">stabbing</a>.<font color="#9933FF">His year book said "Most likely to be on America's Most Wanted"...</font>
Carrots for <a href="http://www.thebakersfieldchannel.com/news/1426202/detail.html" target="_blank">sex</a> man pleads guilty. <font color="#9933FF">What was he planning to do with those carrots...</font>
London bobby about to pound the <a href="http://wwwi.reuters.com/images/2002-05-01T212536Z_01_GALAXY-DC-MDF23904_RTRIDSP_2_INTERNATIONAL-LIFE-MAYDAY-DC.jpg" target="_blank">crap</a> out of a May Day protester.<font color="#9933FF"> Rodney King! Rodney King!</font>
The <a href="http://www.gopbi.com/partners/pbpost/epaper/editions/wednesday/local_news_c3fcf43ce624b00d00c6.html" target="_blank">Irritating </a>Fish.<font color="#9933FF"> Thanks, Red. Hahahahaha...</font>
Man <a href="http://www.gopbi.com/partners/pbpost/epaper/editions/wednesday/local_news_c3fcf43ce624b00d00c6.html" target="_blank">kills</a> self with chain saw. <font color="#9933FF">Damn! What a way to go...</font>
Player Banned After <a href="http://reuters.com/news_article.jhtml?type=humannews&StoryID=905348" target="_blank">Testicle</a> Biting. <font color="#9933FF">Biting nutz, fingering a guy's arse... Is this Rugby or foreplay?</font>
Soldier keeps <a href="http://reuters.com/news_article.jhtml;jsessionid=2QAVOFPCZDZW0CRBAE0C FFAKEEATGIWD?type=humannews&StoryID=911038" target="_blank">head</a> as war souvenir. <font color="#9933FF">No thanks, I'll just take the tee shirt...</font>
Pig squeals on <a href="http://www.austin360.com/aas/news/ap/ap_story.html/National/AP.V3099.AP-Witness-Pig.html" target="_blank">robber</a> hiding from... cops. <font color="#9933FF">You thought I was gonna say it, didn't you...</font>
Tyson plans to <a href="http://www.tsn.ca/boxing/readstory.asp?story_id=2326699" target="_blank">kill</a> Lewis in the ring. <font color="#9933FF">The man should not be fighting...</font>
Classic <a href="http://www.americanhawgs.com/wettshirt.htm" target="_blank">wet</a> tee shirt photos. <font color="#9933FF">Classic meaning been around. Don't ever call me classic ...</font>
Jennifer <a href="http://aniston.all-pics.com/index.html" target="_blank">Aniston</a> pictures [Galleries]. <font color="#9933FF">See what Brad's doing..</font>