Scranton
09-19-01, 11:54PM
This is an authentic letter sent to Dear Deirdre of the Sun
Newspaper.
I am a sailor in the merchant navy. My parents live in South London and
one of my sisters, who lives in Brixton, is married to a guy from Liverpool.
My Father and Mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling
marijuana and are currently dependent on my two sisters, who are prostitutes.
I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parolelife
sentence in Wormwood Scrubs for the rape & murder of a teenage boy
in 1994, the other currently being held in Wandsworth on remand centre
on charges of incest with his three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute
who indeed is still a part time "working girl" in a brothel, however,
her time there is limited as she has recently been infected with an STD.
We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking
into the possibility of opening our own brothel with my fiancee utilising her
knowledge of the industry working as the manager.
I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team.
Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, it would at
least get them off the streets and hopefully the heroin.
My problem is this: I love my fiancee and look forward to bringing her
into the family and of course I want to be totally honest with her.
Should I tell her about my brother-in-law being a Scouser ?
Newspaper.
I am a sailor in the merchant navy. My parents live in South London and
one of my sisters, who lives in Brixton, is married to a guy from Liverpool.
My Father and Mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling
marijuana and are currently dependent on my two sisters, who are prostitutes.
I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parolelife
sentence in Wormwood Scrubs for the rape & murder of a teenage boy
in 1994, the other currently being held in Wandsworth on remand centre
on charges of incest with his three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute
who indeed is still a part time "working girl" in a brothel, however,
her time there is limited as she has recently been infected with an STD.
We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking
into the possibility of opening our own brothel with my fiancee utilising her
knowledge of the industry working as the manager.
I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team.
Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, it would at
least get them off the streets and hopefully the heroin.
My problem is this: I love my fiancee and look forward to bringing her
into the family and of course I want to be totally honest with her.
Should I tell her about my brother-in-law being a Scouser ?