Average Brit has sex twice a week - six minutes in total

[Diva]

AnnaNova (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_592792.html?menu=news.weirdworld.sexlife) - A new survey shows the average British man has sex twice a week and each session lasts three minutes and one second.

The average British man's penis measures seven inches when aroused.

Mr Average owns an average of 16 pairs of underpants and 22 pairs of socks.

He's an overweight 35-year-old who lost his virginity at 17, and has had eight sexual partners.

The Sun says the figures were compiled using Office of National Statistics data and a sex survey carried out by men's magazine GQ.

The survey also shows the average British man spends 3,350 hours of his life shaving and marries when he's 30.Okay, boys... fess up. How much of this is true and does this description fit any other nationalities?

[SysLord]

I am not a Brit so I don't have to answer :D

But the stats are off for me except the weight thing! (but being worked on though...)

[Sterling]

Well, that may be the average, but some of us break the curve. For example, I'm not 35. Sock count seems right though :)

[jackwright]

Hmm...It's been about five years since I've had any sex. That session lasted about thirty hours. So, I can probably go a few more months and still be ahead of the game, in my own perverted way.

I'm over 35 and lost my virginity 10 years before your average Brit.

They've got me on the sox and underware gig. I got them on dick length.

I was divorced before I was 30, and I never shave.

[Villager]

Originally posted by Diva
A the average British man has sex twice a week and each session lasts three minutes and one second.

B The average British man's penis measures seven inches when aroused.

C Mr Average owns an average of 16 pairs of underpants and 22 pairs of socks.

D He's an overweight 35-year-old who lost his virginity at 17, and has had eight sexual partners.


A the frequency varies too much to have an average, but it damned well lasts for longer than that. Average duration, probably an hour or so, all done and dusted.

B I guess around that, I've never measured.

C I own about 8 boxers and about 10 pairs of socks.

D I'm a healthy 17 y/o who lost his virginity at 15 and has had three sexual partners.




Sorry to disappoint all you stereotypists..

[ozblonde]

Well if villager lasts for an hour and that lifts the average its no wonder british women are looking else where :)

[Diva]

Awfully silent at the Australian side, don't you think?

[SysLord]

Originally posted by Diva
Awfully silent at the Australian side, don't you think?

Mayeb they don't practice sex in that corner of the world? :D