NewEnglChick
09-18-01, 11:59AM
little johnny's birthday is nearing and he asks his father for a bicycle.
'sorry, son. your mother lost her job and the mortgage on this place is $80,000. we cant afford a bike'
the next morning johnny's dad sees him walking for the door with a suitcase in hand.
'where you going son?'
'i'm leaving'
'why?'
'i was walking past your room last night when i heard you tell mom that you were pulling out. she told you to wait because she was coming too. i'll be damned if i'm going to get stuck here with a $80,000 mortgage and no transportation!'
'sorry, son. your mother lost her job and the mortgage on this place is $80,000. we cant afford a bike'
the next morning johnny's dad sees him walking for the door with a suitcase in hand.
'where you going son?'
'i'm leaving'
'why?'
'i was walking past your room last night when i heard you tell mom that you were pulling out. she told you to wait because she was coming too. i'll be damned if i'm going to get stuck here with a $80,000 mortgage and no transportation!'