Diva
09-17-01, 05:27AM
What's the difference between a good ol' boy and a redneck? The good ol' boy raises livestock. The redneck gets emotionally involved.
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How do you know when your staying in a Kentucky hotel? When you call the front desk and say "I've gotta leak in my sink" andthe person at the front desk says "go ahead."
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How can you tell if a Texas redneck is married?There is dried chewing tobacco on both sides of his pickup truck.
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking agein Tennessee to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!
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What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Mississippi? A documentary.
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How many rednecks does it take eat a 'possum? Two. One to eat, and one to watch out for traffic.
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Why did God invent armadillos? So that Texas rednecks can have 'possum on the halfshell.
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Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40.He says to the driver, "Got any ID?" The driver says, "Bout what?"
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What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Kansas, and a hurricane in Florida have in common? Somebody's fixin' to lose them a trailer.
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How do you know when your staying in a Kentucky hotel? When you call the front desk and say "I've gotta leak in my sink" andthe person at the front desk says "go ahead."
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How can you tell if a Texas redneck is married?There is dried chewing tobacco on both sides of his pickup truck.
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking agein Tennessee to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!
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What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Mississippi? A documentary.
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How many rednecks does it take eat a 'possum? Two. One to eat, and one to watch out for traffic.
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Why did God invent armadillos? So that Texas rednecks can have 'possum on the halfshell.
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Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40.He says to the driver, "Got any ID?" The driver says, "Bout what?"
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What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Kansas, and a hurricane in Florida have in common? Somebody's fixin' to lose them a trailer.
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