You're Next

[Diva]

When I was younger I hated going to weddings... It seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and laughing telling me, "you're next"...........

They stopped doing that after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.....

[Squelch]

Originally posted by Diva:
<STRONG>When I was younger I hated going to weddings... It seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and laughing telling me, "you're next"...........

They stopped doing that after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.....</STRONG>

Wearing a ginger clown wig and honking a horn really gets on peoples nerves at funerals.

[Scranton]

Originally posted by Squelch:
<STRONG>Wearing a ginger clown wig and honking a horn really gets on peoples nerves at funerals.</STRONG>
So does dancing with the corpse!