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Diva
05-01-02, 07:19AM
(AnnaNova (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_578943.html?menu=news.quirkies)) -- Two women in Florida flashed their breasts at their victim before stealing his wallet.

Allen Smith says he'd just got up when the women knocked on the door of his St Petersburg home.

They asked to use his phone to call a taxi before lifting their tops to prove they weren't armed. He says they were size 36C.

The pair then went into the 52-year-old's living room but he told them to leave after they flashed at him again.

He only realised later they'd taken his wallet containing his driving licence, cash, bank and credit cards.

Mr Smith says one of the women was wearing a white sports bra. The other was wearing nothing under her top. He added: "I don't think I'd know those girls' faces if you made me look at a line-up. But one thing's for sure, in terms of IDs: both those girls were 36Cs."

Police say the women only committed petty theft because they were let into the home.

The crime is punishable by up to a year in jail.

A police spokesman told the St Petersburg Times: "We have no leads to follow - not that we would mind going out looking for them."

Mr Smith says the women were white, about 5ft 3ins tall, in their early 20s, and wearing hipster jeans. One had dark brown hair and the other was blonde.I'll bet there are going to be a lot of dutiful police officers walking the beat on this one. Not one woman will slip by without their keen eyesight. The best part is the guy knew the exact bra size... and that's all.

SysLord
05-01-02, 07:35AM
How about the whole state police looking for them? At least the victim gave a positive and most determined ID LOL. Of course, one has to say 36C is a very nice measure to look at :)

GLADIATOR
05-01-02, 10:47AM
Well if you flashed your boobs Diva, I would hand over my wallet. It would be cheap at the price.

Lonster
05-01-02, 11:54AM
Well if you flashed your boobs Diva, I would hand over my wallet. It would be cheap at the price.

I agree with Gladiator


You can tell the victim is a Playboy subscriber, he knew the exact size and that is the common measurement in Playboy. However, were they real or were they memorex? Just think if the police had that bit of information and they had a line up, all the cops would have to do is put a flashlight under the boob to see if indeed it was a real 36 C!

Lonster!!!!!

Diva
05-01-02, 02:18PM
Originally posted by GLADIATOR
Well if you flashed your boobs Diva, I would hand over my wallet. It would be cheap at the price. If I flashed my 40DDDs you'd better have the keyes to your car along with it.:kissy:

SysLord
05-01-02, 02:31PM
Originally posted by Diva
If I flashed my 40DDDs you'd better have the keyes to your car along with it.:kissy:

Diva, when did you get that boobjob done? :cool:

Diva
05-01-02, 03:25PM
They're natural, baby!

SysLord
05-01-02, 03:48PM
40DDD's???

http://216.40.249.192/mysmilies/cwm/cwm/eek2.gif

Lonster
05-02-02, 07:44AM
So, not only are you a Diva , as we all know, but a Goddess!

We could get lost between them Titans!!!!
Lonster