For the ladies.......

[Jennafer]

They came out with a new kind of lipstick....It really is a good color......

http://www.nochicktrix.com/fun/oth/vb/jenn/dickstick.jpg

[Jennafer]

Okay, will you bring some for my little alien too?

http://www.nochicktrix.com/fun/oth/vb/jenn/happypooman.jpg

[Jake]

Hey there, Jenn Jenn! For a minute there I thought you were showing something else. You having fun with that camera? You should take one of that pretty little face of yours. Gladiator, the lady is mighty pretty, I'll say that.

I hope that puppy of yours is doing fine!

[SysLord]

* SysLord removes the green gooey of his clothes and runs away.