Survival

[Diva]

You are in a plane crash and are the only survivor. It's in the middle of a jungle and there is no civilization in site. Your only means of food is whatever you can catch, or a few remains of your fellow passengers.

How well do you think you'd do? What would you do first?

[GLADIATOR]

Well I wouldn't share anything. Just kidding.

I am a born survivor and leader. I would immediately take charge, order someone (surely a male) to commit suicide, then we would eat them.

I would catch fish, eat fruit, and any other passengers.

My luck, my mobile would still work, so my wife would call to let me know she was going shopping. lol

[Diva]

Have you ever gone camping, Glad? My idea of 'roughing it' is leaving a motorhome complete with shower, kitchen, stove, etc... for a day hike. The thought of eating bugs makes my skin crawl... *looks at lunch*

[GLADIATOR]

Originally posted by Diva
Have you ever gone camping, Glad? My idea of 'roughing it' is leaving a motorhome complete with shower, kitchen, stove, etc... for a day hike. The thought of eating bugs makes my skin crawl... *looks at lunch*

You are joking? My wife and daughter struggle to use a can opener. My wife still thinks cookers are only used in resturants.

Camping, the only camping my 3 Princesses do is outside the cash withdrawal machines.

If my daughter got stranded on a desert island, she would save her shoes at all costs. The closest they EVER get to a bug, is Windows 98.

[Diva]

Hahahahahaha! Ummm... What's a cooker?

[GLADIATOR]

Originally posted by Diva
Hahahahahaha! Ummm... What's a cooker?

Thats easy. It's a person in a resturant that prepares your husband dinner.

[Diva]

Ooooooohhhhhhh.... As in, "What does a Princess make for dinner?

Reservations."

[Jennafer]

Camping is fun. I'm going fishing today, as long as it doesn't rain. I'd probably survive a nuclear war so I'm not too worried about survival. (It's a long story) I'd probably grab some wood, light a fire from the flames on the plane. Make a tent with luggage or other odd and ends in the luggage. Search all the luggage for radio's, cell phones, lap tops, ha ha. Call someone and tell them, "we are out of peanuts..." Then I'd grab all the little baby bottles of liquor and beer stash that was left and sit in my tent by the fire with my new toys (laptop, radio) And wait for someone to get a clue that a big fucking plane went down and we're still alive. Come get us. :confused: :)

[Redallnite]

GLADIATOR, you have spoiled your family to no end, but I bet you wouldn't change a thing... ;)

[Jennafer]

No Greyhound is the only way, for me anymore. It might be BYOB, but if it's crashes I have a chance of just a broken leg, arm, chicken butt. etc. :eek:

[SysLord]

I would start (re)reading Robison Crusoe (Cruiseaway?). Of course I would have a pocket version handy at that time :)

[Diva]

FYI:
Bring
Your
Own
Booze

[Jennafer]

I always thought that was bring your own BOOBS .... :rolleyes: Yes, I love champagne, but I'm stuck on a jello shot kick .... ;)

[Jennafer]

champagne jello shots!?! hmmmm. Those would be awesome! :cheesy:

[Redallnite]

Jenn what's a jello shot??

[Diva]

Originally posted by Redallnite
Jenn what's a jello shot?? Ooooh! They're deadly! Jello made with Vodka. You eat it like Jello and give someone your keyes.

One Sleep-over New Years Eve Party I was introduced to those suckers. Nothing like being drunk with a bunch of burly firefighters, that's for darn sure!

[GLADIATOR]

Well at least you had the right guys there to put YOUR fire out. Divas burning desire after I night of Jellos

[Diva]

Yep, there's nothing more humbling then your friends reminding you that you stood infront of a bunch of firefighters and said, "They say it's not the size of the wand that matters, but the magic within it. Unless that 'wand' has the strength of a firehose, that's a load of crap. I'll go with size over 'magic' every time." Standing ovation and one more thing my friend can torment me with. :rolleyes:

[GLADIATOR]

Well thats me ruled out Diva. How about a huge diamond ring, big house and a car?

[Diva]

Sold!

[GLADIATOR]

Originally posted by Diva
Sold!

And who said money doesn't count. When you are a basic looking humOn like me (and 2B others) a few $ helps. Ha Ha.

Go choose the ring and the car Diva, I will find the house. Fany Tonga??

[Redallnite]

How did money get into this????

[Jake]

This is why I need a laptop. Go camping with the kids and miss all the fun here.

First I'd try to find water, food and shelter. I'd also try to find that black box. Then I'd sit right on top of it. Come hell or high water, they always find that damn box.

[GLADIATOR]

Me, I would find Diva. Then I'd sit right on top of her. Come hell or high water. They may not find Diva, but I would be happy.:D

[Jake]

Hah Hah! Hey Gladiator. I think you've got it wrong. Shouldn't she be sitting on you?

*Ducks and runs for cover*

[GLADIATOR]

Well since you offered on her behalf. Yes, and I accept.

[Jake]

Ah Hell, first day back and I'm already in the doghouse. Butch will not be pleased [my new dog].