Diva
04-14-02, 08:25PM
No Matter How Long You Look... Nipples Don't Blink
I got my new bras today. Frederick's of Hollywood... You rule! I don't understand why they put push up pads in DDDs. What do they want me to do... push them over my shoulders? These bras are mega push ups. The first time I put them on I looked in the mirror and said "Damn!" They looked as if they were saying 'HERE. TAKE THEM.' I definitely have to break these babies in. I love to watch guys try NOT to look at em. It's as if pigs flew by and they had to track their course. Either that or they continuously snap their head upright and blink so much you'd think they were having a seizure. One guy tried to be slick. When I gave him the "What the fuck do you think you're looking at, asshole" look he said, "You seem to have a piece of lint on your shirt." I replied, "so I do. Why thank you. [Mentally count 1, 2, 3, 4] And what were you trying to do... lift it with your eyeballs?" Slam!
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I got my new bras today. Frederick's of Hollywood... You rule! I don't understand why they put push up pads in DDDs. What do they want me to do... push them over my shoulders? These bras are mega push ups. The first time I put them on I looked in the mirror and said "Damn!" They looked as if they were saying 'HERE. TAKE THEM.' I definitely have to break these babies in. I love to watch guys try NOT to look at em. It's as if pigs flew by and they had to track their course. Either that or they continuously snap their head upright and blink so much you'd think they were having a seizure. One guy tried to be slick. When I gave him the "What the fuck do you think you're looking at, asshole" look he said, "You seem to have a piece of lint on your shirt." I replied, "so I do. Why thank you. [Mentally count 1, 2, 3, 4] And what were you trying to do... lift it with your eyeballs?" Slam!
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Tournament of <a href="http://www.khtk.com/022babes.html#" target="_blank">babes</a> [Galleries]. Need I say more? Photoshop <a href="http://www.bizarremag.com/picture/godkills2.jpg" target="_blank">gone</a> too far[ Picture]. Okay, It IS kinda funny...