Diva
04-14-02, 08:19PM
Where Are 'Wholly' Mackerels and Why Did Robin Want Them?
So, who had psycho-Monday? Anybody? Anybody? You want to know why I believe in Viagra? It keeps old people busy. Hell, if they can keep themselves busy then they wont spend the whole weekend thinking up diseases that they need to be seen for. Like that wound they got back in W-W 2. You know, I just got a visual of two old people doing it.... nasty. If I was having sex at that age, I think I'd start laughing. Think about it. No really. You know the noises your body makes after you start sweating? Now think about some old biddie pumping away. Those rolls have gotta become suction cups after a while. "Are Nanna and Gramps doing it? Or did dad get to those beans and franks and cabbage again?" Ewww......
News n Links
Lott blames 9-11 on Clinton Sex Scandals. What a moron... Fred Flintstone used to do cigarette ads [1 pop up]. Great. Just what the kiddies need for breaks... Student disappears after swimming in crocodile infested lake. Go figure.... Paula Poundstone announces opening of bootcamp for troubled teens . On the lighter side.... Hussein still holding a Gulf War soldier American hostage. Go read a book. I told you the News sucked... Should have read that book.
So, who had psycho-Monday? Anybody? Anybody? You want to know why I believe in Viagra? It keeps old people busy. Hell, if they can keep themselves busy then they wont spend the whole weekend thinking up diseases that they need to be seen for. Like that wound they got back in W-W 2. You know, I just got a visual of two old people doing it.... nasty. If I was having sex at that age, I think I'd start laughing. Think about it. No really. You know the noises your body makes after you start sweating? Now think about some old biddie pumping away. Those rolls have gotta become suction cups after a while. "Are Nanna and Gramps doing it? Or did dad get to those beans and franks and cabbage again?" Ewww......
News n Links
Lott blames 9-11 on Clinton Sex Scandals. What a moron... Fred Flintstone used to do cigarette ads [1 pop up]. Great. Just what the kiddies need for breaks... Student disappears after swimming in crocodile infested lake. Go figure.... Paula Poundstone announces opening of bootcamp for troubled teens . On the lighter side.... Hussein still holding a Gulf War soldier American hostage. Go read a book. I told you the News sucked... Should have read that book.