Diva
04-14-02, 08:14PM
<h3>My life as a sex idol. Sarcasm at 11....</h3>
I was trapped at the crosswalk with what must be the longest fucking light in the U.S. with this total moron. He starts off saying how much he likes my car.
"You mean the dirty, dented used to be white thing? Yeah, it's pretty cool."
He tries again. "You know, you can tell a lot about a person by how they treat their cars. You know what yours says about you, don't you?"
"I'm lazy and shopping carts hate me?" At this point I'm practically offering him up as a sacrifice to the Light G-d.
"No. Hahhah. It says you're not material. You're 'Earthy'."
"Earthy? Isn't that another way to say simple? As in 'The blonde was earthy'?" It's flashing! Yes!
"Uh. No. It means real. Not phony."
"Because I don't wash my car?" I try to speed walk, but he's keeping up. I practically fly through the door, turn around and wham! I moosh my face into his chest.
"You're quite fascinating. I'd love to talk some more."Fat chance. "Sorry, I'm late for work." I jump into the elevator and turn to wave my 'kiss off' wave and he's standing beside me. At the last minute I say, "Whoops! Forgot something!" and hop off. At last, I can give my Princess Di kiss off wave. I was quite smug until the maintenance guy informed me that the elevators would be down for a fire drill and I'd have to take the stairs. Karma slaps me back again.
I was trapped at the crosswalk with what must be the longest fucking light in the U.S. with this total moron. He starts off saying how much he likes my car.
"You mean the dirty, dented used to be white thing? Yeah, it's pretty cool."
He tries again. "You know, you can tell a lot about a person by how they treat their cars. You know what yours says about you, don't you?"
"I'm lazy and shopping carts hate me?" At this point I'm practically offering him up as a sacrifice to the Light G-d.
"No. Hahhah. It says you're not material. You're 'Earthy'."
"Earthy? Isn't that another way to say simple? As in 'The blonde was earthy'?" It's flashing! Yes!
"Uh. No. It means real. Not phony."
"Because I don't wash my car?" I try to speed walk, but he's keeping up. I practically fly through the door, turn around and wham! I moosh my face into his chest.
"You're quite fascinating. I'd love to talk some more."Fat chance. "Sorry, I'm late for work." I jump into the elevator and turn to wave my 'kiss off' wave and he's standing beside me. At the last minute I say, "Whoops! Forgot something!" and hop off. At last, I can give my Princess Di kiss off wave. I was quite smug until the maintenance guy informed me that the elevators would be down for a fire drill and I'd have to take the stairs. Karma slaps me back again.