Diva
04-14-02, 08:12PM
<H3>Lazy Day For A Lazy Gal</H3>
I looked at my page and thought, "fuck it." It's pretty damn hard to get into anything but bed on the weekends [shut up Robert]. I love saying that to my friends who have kids. I wait until they've told me all about their being dragged out of bed at 7 AM to feed their ankle biters with cereal and listen to cartoons blasting out of the television. The kids yelling and the husband wanting a 'good meal'. Which means cooking. I get on my most sympathetic face, which basically means my most sarcastic one, and say, "How can you do that day after day and work on top of all that? Tomorrow when I leisurely;y drag my ass out of bed at noon, I'll think about how much you've already done... and laugh." Yep, my friends love me. This is why single friends lose married friends. They want sympathy. They want understanding. They want someone who has to do more shit so that they can feel better about themselves.
I looked at my page and thought, "fuck it." It's pretty damn hard to get into anything but bed on the weekends [shut up Robert]. I love saying that to my friends who have kids. I wait until they've told me all about their being dragged out of bed at 7 AM to feed their ankle biters with cereal and listen to cartoons blasting out of the television. The kids yelling and the husband wanting a 'good meal'. Which means cooking. I get on my most sympathetic face, which basically means my most sarcastic one, and say, "How can you do that day after day and work on top of all that? Tomorrow when I leisurely;y drag my ass out of bed at noon, I'll think about how much you've already done... and laugh." Yep, my friends love me. This is why single friends lose married friends. They want sympathy. They want understanding. They want someone who has to do more shit so that they can feel better about themselves.