Research Proposal

[Unforgiven]

Write a research proposal. Any field of study at all (real or not). Just make sure that while reading it, a person finds it amusing. Include the amount of money you'll need to do the research, preferable including the details of where the money would go.

Personally, I'm thinking about a study comparing Bones' intelligence to Dumbass'. :D

[Thaum1el]

I want to know how much beer foam that gets stuck in an average European man's beard per year.

[Unforgiven]

I want to know how much beer foam that gets stuck in an average European man's beard per year.

I don't even have that much of a beard in terms of bushiness, but that's even annoying to me. I hate taking a drink of something, or a bite of something at all messy (jelly on a bagel, for instance), and getting it in my beard.

[Bones]

I store extra beer in and snacks in my mustache.

I would do a study into how long it takes me to pick up a bar slut. A $100 should do it.

[Eshanti]

I'd do a study to see if I could find a durable, yet sexy, well-fitting bra for a size DD.

money would go to Frederick's of Hollywood and Victoria's Secret charges for research comparisons. :o)

[mine]

I would do a study into how long it takes me to pick up a bar slut. A $100 should do it.
seconds?

Also, I agree that getting food or drink stuck in your beard sucks.

[Unforgiven]

I'd do a study to see if I could find a durable, yet sexy, well-fitting bra for a size DD.

money would go to Frederick's of Hollywood and Victoria's Secret charges for research comparisons. :o)

I volunteer to help with this research.

[thestarsfall]

I wish to join in on Eshanti's research proposal.

[Eshanti]

I volunteer to help with this research.


I wish to join in on Eshanti's research proposal.


Looks like I'm going to need more money for this research operation!! ;o)

[Thaum1el]

They don't want the money, they want in on the experiments.

[Bones]

seconds?



I'm going to need time to get drunk enough to hit on them. The money isn't to buy them booze. :p

[Eshanti]

They don't want the money, they want in on the experiments.


yeah, but the more researchers we have, the more of a selection I'll need on the bras........

[thestarsfall]

Well Unfy volunteered, so we don't have to pay him anything.

[Amaurote]

I propose to conduct a study which would determine whether straight, gay or gender dysphoric bears would be the most likely class of bear to rape and devour the remains of deceased far right radio presenters. An outlay of approximately $10,000 would be directed partly towards buying three VHS copies of The Hair Bear Bunch, but mainly towards acquiring as many far right radio presenters and straight, gay and gender dysphoric bears as possible. However, if full funding is not available, a compromise option would be to skip letters 'a' to 'k' and begin with Rush Limbaugh and a 1600 lb Grizzly Bear known only as "Daphne".

[Bassmama]

I second that proposal- the Rush "Oxycon" Limbaugh & Daphne one.

[Bones]

Why are y'all trying to kill Daphne?