Diva
04-12-02, 12:06AM
Peter Piper Picked His Nose
I dunno about you, but I'm ready to retire. What? I'm too young? Why thank you! I want to die before I lose my sex drive. I can't image life without being aroused. The second I see a hard on and think, "Gee. What a nifty sundial. Too bad the times' wrong" I'm ending it. I hear these old men talking about some hot chick and old women taking about knitting. I don't knit, folks. I use half a spoon of thread to sew a button. I think that these women didn't lose their drive, they just need a little encouragement. I mean, have you seen those knitting needles? How phallic can you get?
I received a great email today. It made my day and night! You know how much I love hearing from you guys and gals. It's good to know that you enjoy my posts. I won't say the name because I didn't ask permission. I'm not one to post peoples' names without asking. Call me old fashioned. Hahahahahaha... Okay. Don't.
"I Just thought I would drop you a line and first say hello, 2ndly tell you that I have been reading your site now for quite sometime now and read everyday. You are one of the few that updates everyday/night filled with TONS of sarcasm and real life horseshit, I love it."
Thanks, big guy. I'm glad I made you laugh. I'm glad you joined the board, too. We're gonna have some fun!
It's Da News
Turkey abolishes virginity test for girls attending high school. I would have failed...Police are udderly amazed that a penis found in Nebraska wasn't a penis after all. And it took them this long to figure it out?Jersey omitted from stamp collection commemorating 50 states. Now this is embarrassing...Judge thrown out of restaurant after removing pants. Why?Georgia shuts down interstates after less than one inch of snow. Y'all are purty sad...Kentucky college beauty pageant turns into catfight over 'talent' of roping a stuffed pig. And this is the Miss Congeniality contest...
I dunno about you, but I'm ready to retire. What? I'm too young? Why thank you! I want to die before I lose my sex drive. I can't image life without being aroused. The second I see a hard on and think, "Gee. What a nifty sundial. Too bad the times' wrong" I'm ending it. I hear these old men talking about some hot chick and old women taking about knitting. I don't knit, folks. I use half a spoon of thread to sew a button. I think that these women didn't lose their drive, they just need a little encouragement. I mean, have you seen those knitting needles? How phallic can you get?
I received a great email today. It made my day and night! You know how much I love hearing from you guys and gals. It's good to know that you enjoy my posts. I won't say the name because I didn't ask permission. I'm not one to post peoples' names without asking. Call me old fashioned. Hahahahahaha... Okay. Don't.
"I Just thought I would drop you a line and first say hello, 2ndly tell you that I have been reading your site now for quite sometime now and read everyday. You are one of the few that updates everyday/night filled with TONS of sarcasm and real life horseshit, I love it."
Thanks, big guy. I'm glad I made you laugh. I'm glad you joined the board, too. We're gonna have some fun!
It's Da News
Turkey abolishes virginity test for girls attending high school. I would have failed...Police are udderly amazed that a penis found in Nebraska wasn't a penis after all. And it took them this long to figure it out?Jersey omitted from stamp collection commemorating 50 states. Now this is embarrassing...Judge thrown out of restaurant after removing pants. Why?Georgia shuts down interstates after less than one inch of snow. Y'all are purty sad...Kentucky college beauty pageant turns into catfight over 'talent' of roping a stuffed pig. And this is the Miss Congeniality contest...