Diva
04-12-02, 12:04AM
You Have Got To Be Kidding....
I've been working like a mad woman to set up the galleries. It's quite a pain in the ass. I'm somewhere between setting the new design, uploading the pictures, redoing the gallery index and saying "Fuck it" and just linking to outside places.
Speaking of linkage... Morty's back!!!! took him long enough. I gave him two weeks before he caved in and gave the change to the coin laundry to his lovely wife and started that baby up again. He needs us. He wants us. I am so going to harass the hell out of him. Stay tuned for my own special "Welcome Back". Muhahahaha.
I've got a question for ya. Well the hell does those thin pieces of dryer fluff actually do? I hate commercials. They swear this will make your whole laundry smell like a meadow. What I want to know is... If they can get a whole laundry 'fresh smelling' then why can't they make a room deodorizer 'freshen up' more than the direct space around the nozzle? I bought one of those designer brands that swore the room would smell like fresh Lilac. After shooting out a wad (that's what it looked like) on the wall it gave the air a nice fog look. I gagged and turned on the fan. After the mist had cleared, so had the smell. No lilac. That over expensive gassy lever came on my wall and then left. Just like my ex. I'd write a letter, but they'd probably arrest me.
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I've been working like a mad woman to set up the galleries. It's quite a pain in the ass. I'm somewhere between setting the new design, uploading the pictures, redoing the gallery index and saying "Fuck it" and just linking to outside places.
Speaking of linkage... Morty's back!!!! took him long enough. I gave him two weeks before he caved in and gave the change to the coin laundry to his lovely wife and started that baby up again. He needs us. He wants us. I am so going to harass the hell out of him. Stay tuned for my own special "Welcome Back". Muhahahaha.
I've got a question for ya. Well the hell does those thin pieces of dryer fluff actually do? I hate commercials. They swear this will make your whole laundry smell like a meadow. What I want to know is... If they can get a whole laundry 'fresh smelling' then why can't they make a room deodorizer 'freshen up' more than the direct space around the nozzle? I bought one of those designer brands that swore the room would smell like fresh Lilac. After shooting out a wad (that's what it looked like) on the wall it gave the air a nice fog look. I gagged and turned on the fan. After the mist had cleared, so had the smell. No lilac. That over expensive gassy lever came on my wall and then left. Just like my ex. I'd write a letter, but they'd probably arrest me.
News~N~Stuff!
Parents in Scotland upset children in nursery schools will be electronically tagged. Doncha just want to walk up and flick him between the eyes? Man run through with sword fish. I shouldn't laugh. These could be me... World's first McDonald's snowmobile drive-through opens in Sweden. Why? UK considering making all roads toll roads via GPS tracking. This might get ugly... Air Force adopts 9-11 "Let's Roll" logo. Too cool. I love the military. And it's men. Eh hem... Woman falls in love, marries Berlin Wall. The dippiest chick alive... Aquarium discovers two 'gay' penguins. Now, how exactly did they Kno... Oh. Never mind... Wicked Weasel bikinis (Pictures). Bikinis? More like Dental Floss.