Diva
04-12-02, 12:00AM
I'd Hate To Be Referred To As An 'Eposide'
I tend to drift off in thought whenever the conversation turns to sex. Thinking of the good times. The bad times. The times I'd rather be painting my toenails. My friend bitches me back to reality.
"Well? What do you think?"
"Go for it." Everyone turns to me. Busted once again.
"The question was 'Is the girlfriend obligated to have anal sex with her boyfriend', dufus."
"I stand by my original answer."
"Why? If she doesn't want to then she shouldn't."
"Fine. You're right." She gives a smug look. "She can find another boyfriend."
"Wha...?"
"Look. If they're both experimenting new things then I'd say she can pull the 'I don't wanna' clause... But [no pun intended] if this is something the guy prefers then she has a choice to make. The only exception is if he doesn't disclose said fetish. Then she has something to work with. End of story."
"Why do I even ask you these things? You're such a guy!"
"Why thank you. And you so female I could run and hide."
In my next life I'd like to be a guy. I figure, I already have the mentality for it, why not add the extension. I think I'd be a cool guy. Of course, the babes would think that I was an asshole, but hey! Isn't that what being a guy is all about? At the end of the evening, she still wants Dick, am I right? Guys dangle that baby over our heads like a dog with a treat on it's nose. When a man gets the promotion, the ultimate reason is their tool. And that's reason enough. "Why'd you get the bigger salary?" "Because I've got one of these." Grabs crotch. What can I say? I've got to use mine to get ahead, a guy's simply got to have his. A male friend was griping about equal opportunity and how he would have to have an ethnic name in order to be promoted. "It's not fair!" He whined. Welcome to my world, Dangles..
News~N~Stuff!
Man urinates in public, puts cigarette in pocket and runs from police - caught when pants catch fire and drop to his ankles. Doncha just want to walk up and flick him between the eyes? Gallery of Olympic athletes falling on their asses. I shouldn't laugh. These could be me... For sale: RAM, with interesting description. Hahahahahahaha!!!! This guy is a hoot! Eh hem.. US Defense department cannot account for 25% of spending. $2.3 trillion. TRILLION. Fuck... British marines mistakenly storm Spanish resort. Locals confine them to beach area. The 'locals' confine them to the beach area. Hahaha... Okay. No more. I have to pee. Bye.
I tend to drift off in thought whenever the conversation turns to sex. Thinking of the good times. The bad times. The times I'd rather be painting my toenails. My friend bitches me back to reality.
"Well? What do you think?"
"Go for it." Everyone turns to me. Busted once again.
"The question was 'Is the girlfriend obligated to have anal sex with her boyfriend', dufus."
"I stand by my original answer."
"Why? If she doesn't want to then she shouldn't."
"Fine. You're right." She gives a smug look. "She can find another boyfriend."
"Wha...?"
"Look. If they're both experimenting new things then I'd say she can pull the 'I don't wanna' clause... But [no pun intended] if this is something the guy prefers then she has a choice to make. The only exception is if he doesn't disclose said fetish. Then she has something to work with. End of story."
"Why do I even ask you these things? You're such a guy!"
"Why thank you. And you so female I could run and hide."
In my next life I'd like to be a guy. I figure, I already have the mentality for it, why not add the extension. I think I'd be a cool guy. Of course, the babes would think that I was an asshole, but hey! Isn't that what being a guy is all about? At the end of the evening, she still wants Dick, am I right? Guys dangle that baby over our heads like a dog with a treat on it's nose. When a man gets the promotion, the ultimate reason is their tool. And that's reason enough. "Why'd you get the bigger salary?" "Because I've got one of these." Grabs crotch. What can I say? I've got to use mine to get ahead, a guy's simply got to have his. A male friend was griping about equal opportunity and how he would have to have an ethnic name in order to be promoted. "It's not fair!" He whined. Welcome to my world, Dangles..
News~N~Stuff!
Man urinates in public, puts cigarette in pocket and runs from police - caught when pants catch fire and drop to his ankles. Doncha just want to walk up and flick him between the eyes? Gallery of Olympic athletes falling on their asses. I shouldn't laugh. These could be me... For sale: RAM, with interesting description. Hahahahahahaha!!!! This guy is a hoot! Eh hem.. US Defense department cannot account for 25% of spending. $2.3 trillion. TRILLION. Fuck... British marines mistakenly storm Spanish resort. Locals confine them to beach area. The 'locals' confine them to the beach area. Hahaha... Okay. No more. I have to pee. Bye.