Diva
04-11-02, 11:56PM
I'm Suzie-Homemaker... Yeah Right
As I cut the burnt parts off of my garlic bread I started to think about my life. We make choices in our lives that not only effect us, but the people around us. When I was a innocent girl of twenty [shut up, Robert], I almost got married. To a Squid, no less. That's Navy for all you non military types. Now you're probably wondering if I joined any of the Armed Forces that protect our great land... Nope. But I dated enough of em to be considered an honorary member. When I hear the ad for the military, "Army! Navy! Airforce! Marines!" I think someone's about to do roll call of my ex's. More than once my friend's had to drag me from a closet, assuring me they weren't being assembled in the room. I chicke.. I mean chose not to go through with the marriage and have yet to get that close again. He was a dream, his mother was Cruella DeVille. Psycho bitch. I've had an ongoing argument with a friend of mine on the saying, "When you marry the man, you marry the family." She thinks I was a fool, I say that in general, I couldn't argue the point. But in that instance, I did the right thing. I hear people talk about trips to the in-laws that rival having a wisdom tooth extracted sans medication. Since I have yet to find a muzzle to silence my mouth, the term 'brawl' comes to mind.
News~N~Stuff!
More chicks than you can shake a Dick at [Galleries]. Tissues! Kenneth Lay of Enron and President Bush were close pen pals [Multiple personal letters]. Thank G-d for the Smoking Gun!Fox affiliate accidentally airs porn. Those bad boys at Fox have done it again... CNNSI.com, Sports Illustrated online, will reveal 2001 Swimsuit cover Feb. 20 at 9 a.m. (all times Eastern). Also on Tuesday at 6 p.m., CNNSI.com will unveil a gallery of more than 100 photos. . More tissues!
As I cut the burnt parts off of my garlic bread I started to think about my life. We make choices in our lives that not only effect us, but the people around us. When I was a innocent girl of twenty [shut up, Robert], I almost got married. To a Squid, no less. That's Navy for all you non military types. Now you're probably wondering if I joined any of the Armed Forces that protect our great land... Nope. But I dated enough of em to be considered an honorary member. When I hear the ad for the military, "Army! Navy! Airforce! Marines!" I think someone's about to do roll call of my ex's. More than once my friend's had to drag me from a closet, assuring me they weren't being assembled in the room. I chicke.. I mean chose not to go through with the marriage and have yet to get that close again. He was a dream, his mother was Cruella DeVille. Psycho bitch. I've had an ongoing argument with a friend of mine on the saying, "When you marry the man, you marry the family." She thinks I was a fool, I say that in general, I couldn't argue the point. But in that instance, I did the right thing. I hear people talk about trips to the in-laws that rival having a wisdom tooth extracted sans medication. Since I have yet to find a muzzle to silence my mouth, the term 'brawl' comes to mind.
News~N~Stuff!
More chicks than you can shake a Dick at [Galleries]. Tissues! Kenneth Lay of Enron and President Bush were close pen pals [Multiple personal letters]. Thank G-d for the Smoking Gun!Fox affiliate accidentally airs porn. Those bad boys at Fox have done it again... CNNSI.com, Sports Illustrated online, will reveal 2001 Swimsuit cover Feb. 20 at 9 a.m. (all times Eastern). Also on Tuesday at 6 p.m., CNNSI.com will unveil a gallery of more than 100 photos. . More tissues!