Diva
04-11-02, 11:50PM
Dead [Wo]Man Walking!!! into work...
I blinked. I swear. Wait. Is this deja vu? Wasn't I just saying this a week ago? See?!?!?!? *snaps fingers* It went like that! Anyone have a hobby? A real cool one? Want to send me some pictures so that I can say they're mine? My hobby/life is my website. Is there an IA? Internet Anonymous. "Hello. My name is diva and I'm a... a... A Web-Aholic!" *Sobs into hands* "shit, now my trackball's gonna slip."
I can't cook. I fully admit that. The problem is that I keep forgetting that. I tried to make eggs this morning. Mind you, I was tired as hell and hadn't had my coffee, which is always a bad sign. So I mix my eggs, pour the coffee, empty two packets of Sweet n Low into the Eggs... Shit. Then I scoop out the cancer crystals and proceed to make the eggs. When I say 'funky', I mean Funky with a capital "F". The worst part? Ii ate every bite.
News~N~Stuff!
America takes first gold. I'm not even watching the Olympics, but GO USA!! 7 million Kangaroos to be killed this year. WTF is this about? Poor Roos.... Bush increases funding to discriminatory Colleges that only admit students of one race. Why not just admit that you could give a rat's ass about education and non whites and be done with it? Make your own techno mixes with this Flash. I was bopping around to the beat as I surfed! 200 mph radio controlled cars (Video). Why? Classic Bodybuilders (Galleries). Sean Connery made it worth while... Check this guy's site out. He 'deforms' famous people. A bunch of galleries! This is cool!..
I blinked. I swear. Wait. Is this deja vu? Wasn't I just saying this a week ago? See?!?!?!? *snaps fingers* It went like that! Anyone have a hobby? A real cool one? Want to send me some pictures so that I can say they're mine? My hobby/life is my website. Is there an IA? Internet Anonymous. "Hello. My name is diva and I'm a... a... A Web-Aholic!" *Sobs into hands* "shit, now my trackball's gonna slip."
I can't cook. I fully admit that. The problem is that I keep forgetting that. I tried to make eggs this morning. Mind you, I was tired as hell and hadn't had my coffee, which is always a bad sign. So I mix my eggs, pour the coffee, empty two packets of Sweet n Low into the Eggs... Shit. Then I scoop out the cancer crystals and proceed to make the eggs. When I say 'funky', I mean Funky with a capital "F". The worst part? Ii ate every bite.
News~N~Stuff!
America takes first gold. I'm not even watching the Olympics, but GO USA!! 7 million Kangaroos to be killed this year. WTF is this about? Poor Roos.... Bush increases funding to discriminatory Colleges that only admit students of one race. Why not just admit that you could give a rat's ass about education and non whites and be done with it? Make your own techno mixes with this Flash. I was bopping around to the beat as I surfed! 200 mph radio controlled cars (Video). Why? Classic Bodybuilders (Galleries). Sean Connery made it worth while... Check this guy's site out. He 'deforms' famous people. A bunch of galleries! This is cool!..