Diva
04-11-02, 11:49PM
*Sob!* It's Sunday... Already?!
I found this great way to relax on the weekend. It's called "How To Ditch Your Website". I'm just counting the months until my vacation comes up. Oh man. I'm gonna live like a Vampire. Sleep all day, up all night. The night is nice and quiet. And the Internet isn't as congested. Not that my vacation is coming any time soon, mind you. It's just a way to grasp at straws and get me through Monday.
I tried to figure out time zones today. The term 'Hilarity ensues' sums it up. The second most used comment besides, "Fuck." Was "No, wait." I could have won the poster-gal for "The Guide To Being Blonde". Even with paper I screwed it all up. So basically someone will get an email at some point during the same date as Australia. Damn it.
News~N~Stuff!
Norwegian politician wants whole country to drop Microsoft and switch to Linux and other freeware. In other news... There has been a sharp increase of people moving OUT of Norway... Photo give evidence that jaguars may live in Arizona. Hey Roach! Wanna try on this nice meat jacket I made for ya? Kids around the world donated 41 million pennies to buy new Fire truck. This is a great story... Unless you're the banker that has to count em... Man tries to rob a store by chopping a hole through the roof, forgets to make sure store is closed first. Stupid, stupid, stupid... Schwarzenegger considering running for Governor of California. That's it. I'm moving!
I found this great way to relax on the weekend. It's called "How To Ditch Your Website". I'm just counting the months until my vacation comes up. Oh man. I'm gonna live like a Vampire. Sleep all day, up all night. The night is nice and quiet. And the Internet isn't as congested. Not that my vacation is coming any time soon, mind you. It's just a way to grasp at straws and get me through Monday.
I tried to figure out time zones today. The term 'Hilarity ensues' sums it up. The second most used comment besides, "Fuck." Was "No, wait." I could have won the poster-gal for "The Guide To Being Blonde". Even with paper I screwed it all up. So basically someone will get an email at some point during the same date as Australia. Damn it.
News~N~Stuff!
Norwegian politician wants whole country to drop Microsoft and switch to Linux and other freeware. In other news... There has been a sharp increase of people moving OUT of Norway... Photo give evidence that jaguars may live in Arizona. Hey Roach! Wanna try on this nice meat jacket I made for ya? Kids around the world donated 41 million pennies to buy new Fire truck. This is a great story... Unless you're the banker that has to count em... Man tries to rob a store by chopping a hole through the roof, forgets to make sure store is closed first. Stupid, stupid, stupid... Schwarzenegger considering running for Governor of California. That's it. I'm moving!