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Bassmama
02-13-09, 03:46PM
If my insurance OKs fake boobies, which do you think I aught to get?
A. Little perky ones that won't get in the way but will give me bumps that I can point to & say "Yeah, they're my boobies, alright."
B. Medium sized ones that jiggle ever so slightly when I walk slowly & bounce when I walk quickly.
C. BIG mamma jammas that I'll have to reach around to get anything & will give me cleavage plus so I can wear low cut tops & make all the boys drool.
Tell me why, too- then I'll tell you what I'll probably opt for.
well, if I had to pic a choice it would be medium. Because I think too small or too big wouldn't look as good. Big ones would surely get in the way and maybe give back issues, although I'm sure they'd get attention. As for little and perky, my fear would be that they would look out of place (so to speak). Try to get ones that look as natural as possible, nothing worse than bad fake boobs.
All that said just get whatever the heck you want to get!! It's your body and stuff what other people think!
HeavensAngel
02-13-09, 04:38PM
Medium-They will be just perfect. I think the mediums will look more real.
Redallnite
02-13-09, 04:39PM
Get the medium size. They will still be perky and damn you won't have to wear a bra for years!! I bet you will end up showing everyone those boobs!!
Reliquiae
02-13-09, 04:41PM
Definitely medium. Best of both worlds. Not drooping to the floor, but not so insanely huge that you can't maneuver like ya used to.
Unforgiven
02-13-09, 09:01PM
Another vote for Medium.
I've already told you what I think about big breasts.
*sings* I like itty bitty titties!
Medium...
Smalls... just not enough for a guy to look at.. ;)
Mama Jama's cause back problems.
Mediums are fun for play and and they go good with anything! ;)
And you know you will have fun with 'em! ;)
trekbugging
02-14-09, 09:40AM
mediums-- as most said-- mamma jamma look to fake --and small would be a breast reduction--hahaha
Bassmama
02-15-09, 11:37AM
OMG- you guys all shocked me! (I expected the women to say what they did!) I'd have thought at least 1 of you would opt for the BIGGIES! No shit!
I'm either opting for med. or for none at all so I can get my chest tattooed & go shirtless. My son suggested that I could get falsies of different sizes so I can wear them or not as my mood dictates.
Good part about it? I'll be recouperated by the time fishing season starts! HA!
Steven McDonald: ah
Steven McDonald: I see we surprised sue with our boob size choices
captain_bones2112: Not a big fan of big tits
Steven McDonald: yeah
Steven McDonald: such a thing as too big
Steven McDonald: you know they are too big when small objectsstart orbitingthem!
captain_bones2112: You know they are to big when a herd of new born babies are chasing the woman down the street
Steven McDonald: lol
Steven McDonald: you know they are too big when their gravitational pull unbalances you as you walk past
captain_bones2112: And of course she is top heavy and flips over
captain_bones2112: You know they are to big when they influence the tides
Steven McDonald: ha ha
Steven McDonald: you know they are too big when her breasts are in a different time zone
captain_bones2112: You know they are to big when they are on different continents
Steven McDonald: you know they are too big when she lies on her back and accidentally takes out a low flying aircraft
captain_bones2112: Good one!
Steven McDonald: ty!
captain_bones2112: You know they are to big when you can see them from the International Space Station.
Steven McDonald: haha
captain_bones2112: I'm gonna post this crap
Steven McDonald: you know they are too big when it is found they are sheltering a family of illegal immigrants
captain_bones2112: LOL
Bassmama
02-15-09, 05:43PM
Awwwww, you guys are too much! HAHAHA!!!
Get monster tits!
Actually get Medium compared to your torso size. The doctor could probably show you some pictures as examples
MeLsWeEtiE
02-15-09, 08:23PM
LOL too funny!
Mediums. For sure.
HeavensAngel
02-16-09, 06:58AM
I actually think the majority of the men I know arent into big boobs.
trekbugging
02-16-09, 12:08PM
big boobs are fun maybe once then ewww-- like them nice sized to person-- i had ex gf who had like "G"'s and bra cut into her shoulder and she was always complaining of back pain-- yes was nice to play with but she couldn't run fast or jump hard or she really did get hit in chin with them--
Bassmama
02-16-09, 12:16PM
Just a little too much info, there, Trek. Thanks anyway.
When I was preggers w/my son I went from perky little Cs to OVERFILLING a 44 DDDD bra. I kept those huge jammas until I stopped nursing my son & they were the MOST uncomfortable things in the world! I was so glad when they shrank back down.
My mom had reduction surgery a few years ago. She's much happier now. Go with what makes you happy Bass.
Awwwww, you guys are too much! HAHAHA!!!
Was hoping that would make you laugh. :heart:
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