Diva
04-11-02, 11:47PM
LALALALA... It's Friday!
I live for the weekend. Really. Friday afternoon you could smack me upside the head and not wipe away this smile [don't even think about it, Robert]. I hate hearing about all of these lucky basta... people who get to work from home. I'm not saying they're on easy street, but I'd brave homemade cooking to roll out of bed when I'm ready to wake up. Imagine, no more alarm clocks. I would be evil. Someone would start talking about their alarm clock and I would laugh in their face. Bragger's rights, mind you. "You have to wake up by and 'Alarm Clock'? Oh, that's right... you don't work AT HOME. Muhahahahahahaha." I'm going to hell, aren't I? .
News~N~Stuff!
Criminal forgets about caller ID -- calls police to boast that he'll never get caught -- gets arrested while still on phone. Duh...Playmates allowed to use the word 'Playmate' without Hef's permission. Let's get this straight. She's a nude model suing Hef? Smooth career move...MSNBC apologizes for adding extra 'g' to Niger Innis' name. Morons. All of em..."An Icebergtwice the size of Manhattan island has broken off Antarctica in search of a ship. Oh, Bane dear. Eh hem...Whiskers the cat attacks robber who flees. Good kitty... Attack!
I live for the weekend. Really. Friday afternoon you could smack me upside the head and not wipe away this smile [don't even think about it, Robert]. I hate hearing about all of these lucky basta... people who get to work from home. I'm not saying they're on easy street, but I'd brave homemade cooking to roll out of bed when I'm ready to wake up. Imagine, no more alarm clocks. I would be evil. Someone would start talking about their alarm clock and I would laugh in their face. Bragger's rights, mind you. "You have to wake up by and 'Alarm Clock'? Oh, that's right... you don't work AT HOME. Muhahahahahahaha." I'm going to hell, aren't I? .
News~N~Stuff!
Criminal forgets about caller ID -- calls police to boast that he'll never get caught -- gets arrested while still on phone. Duh...Playmates allowed to use the word 'Playmate' without Hef's permission. Let's get this straight. She's a nude model suing Hef? Smooth career move...MSNBC apologizes for adding extra 'g' to Niger Innis' name. Morons. All of em..."An Icebergtwice the size of Manhattan island has broken off Antarctica in search of a ship. Oh, Bane dear. Eh hem...Whiskers the cat attacks robber who flees. Good kitty... Attack!