Diva
04-11-02, 11:43PM
I've Got Bullshitting Down To A Science
My friend called me wanting to chit chat. Actually, its more like she wanted talk me into submission. Damn, does that girl have a mouth on her. When she takes a breath it's like reloading the pistal. You can hear the bullet "click" into th chamber. She releases the safety and BAM! Yap, yap yap....I said, "Oh for the love of G-d just shut up." She thought that was indearing. Then she starts talking about the fortune cookie she forgot to open. So she does and asks, "What does 'your best qualities are those that live inside of you.' mean?" So I said, "It means you're fat." She hung up on me.
There I was, minding my own business, on my way to work. Then, it happened. I looked over at the driver never to me and caught him doing one of the most vile and obscene gestures known to man. He yawned. I'm not talking a little yawn either. He must of had to unhinge his jaw for that one. Two minutes later, I'm yawning. All day long, I've been yawning. Now I'm dog tired [whatever that means] and ready for bed. Check out the extra links on this page. Also, check out my links section for more fun sites to visit. *Yawn* I'm going to bed.
My friend called me wanting to chit chat. Actually, its more like she wanted talk me into submission. Damn, does that girl have a mouth on her. When she takes a breath it's like reloading the pistal. You can hear the bullet "click" into th chamber. She releases the safety and BAM! Yap, yap yap....I said, "Oh for the love of G-d just shut up." She thought that was indearing. Then she starts talking about the fortune cookie she forgot to open. So she does and asks, "What does 'your best qualities are those that live inside of you.' mean?" So I said, "It means you're fat." She hung up on me.
There I was, minding my own business, on my way to work. Then, it happened. I looked over at the driver never to me and caught him doing one of the most vile and obscene gestures known to man. He yawned. I'm not talking a little yawn either. He must of had to unhinge his jaw for that one. Two minutes later, I'm yawning. All day long, I've been yawning. Now I'm dog tired [whatever that means] and ready for bed. Check out the extra links on this page. Also, check out my links section for more fun sites to visit. *Yawn* I'm going to bed.