Diva
04-11-02, 11:40PM
What Did I Come In Here For Again?
I came, I saw, I took a break. Mondays need to be taken in small sips. At least that's what I tried to tell my boss. She wasn't buying it though. Another "Employee of the Month" lost to sarcasm. Damn it. I thought a picture would be a good idea. I almost had them going for it, too. Then the dart box broke and down came my bosses' picture. I was this ]--[ close! All those nights practicing at the pub... wasted by cheap tape. Sigh... There's always the Pinata!
Is there a law on the amount of perfume a person can put on? There outta be. If it makes your eyes water is one sign. I had this fumigate the whole elevator with her 'scent'. I got to my desk and three people asked my what perfume I was wearing. The least she could do is slap a label on her so that I could tell people. Later that day I went into the ladies room and they had just cleaned. That placed reeked of strawberry disinfectant. I walked out and smelled like Strawberry Fields. I sat down at my desk and my friend started laughing. "Escape" by Strawberry Fields! Lovely.
<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color="#003366" size="-1">I received an email from a reader, who wanted to add his, ummm.... ' picture (http://www.nochicktrix.com/fun/xwp/xmisc/dragboy.jpg) to the reader picture gallery. After getting back into my chair, I went to his <a href="http://www.dancingchris.com/" target="_blank">home</a> page. I'm still laughing. Somehow this picture will fit right in with the other reader pictures... At least the Dick shots. Anyone else have a picture for a reader gallery? Normal pictures, too!!!</font></p>
I came, I saw, I took a break. Mondays need to be taken in small sips. At least that's what I tried to tell my boss. She wasn't buying it though. Another "Employee of the Month" lost to sarcasm. Damn it. I thought a picture would be a good idea. I almost had them going for it, too. Then the dart box broke and down came my bosses' picture. I was this ]--[ close! All those nights practicing at the pub... wasted by cheap tape. Sigh... There's always the Pinata!
Is there a law on the amount of perfume a person can put on? There outta be. If it makes your eyes water is one sign. I had this fumigate the whole elevator with her 'scent'. I got to my desk and three people asked my what perfume I was wearing. The least she could do is slap a label on her so that I could tell people. Later that day I went into the ladies room and they had just cleaned. That placed reeked of strawberry disinfectant. I walked out and smelled like Strawberry Fields. I sat down at my desk and my friend started laughing. "Escape" by Strawberry Fields! Lovely.
<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color="#003366" size="-1">I received an email from a reader, who wanted to add his, ummm.... ' picture (http://www.nochicktrix.com/fun/xwp/xmisc/dragboy.jpg) to the reader picture gallery. After getting back into my chair, I went to his <a href="http://www.dancingchris.com/" target="_blank">home</a> page. I'm still laughing. Somehow this picture will fit right in with the other reader pictures... At least the Dick shots. Anyone else have a picture for a reader gallery? Normal pictures, too!!!</font></p>