Diva
04-11-02, 10:31PM
<h3 align="center"><font face="Lucida Handwriting" color="#003366">Can You Say 'Friday'? Yippeee!!!!</font></h3>
<p align="left"> <font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color="#003366" size="-1">I am so glad it's Friday. The weekend cometh! Now if I only could! Update on the JavaScript support site. The moderator responded to my email and was very cool. He apologized for not keeping it off the boards and even deleted the offending statements. Sometimes you have to put yourself in someone else's shoes before you react. Not only did we rectify the situation... but I got my JavaScript! Woo Hoo! Which means that I have to redo all of my pages. Shit. I'm putting a lot of faith in my new design that's almost done. Somewhere between an "E" ticket at Disneyland and free blow jobs. <a href="http://talkloud.net/" target="_blank">Bane</a> had better hurry up, or I'll take the job of ticket dispenser.</font></p>
<p align="left"> <font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color="#003366" size="-1">I decided to split my galleries into two sections: AdultXXX section and over 18 section. Even though my site is for people 18 and older, I realize that not all readers are into cartoon saying "Fuck you". Here's the deal. If you have any particular pictures {aside from porn/toons/humor} that you enjoy looking at, shoot off an email to me. I'd like to create galleries that are reader oriented. Don't worry... I'm not going to hit you up for money in 6 months saying, "I did this for you" crap. It's my site and only I am responsible for it's upkeep. Webmasters who claim that the readers owe them money for putting up a site need to remember three things: No one put a gun to their head to start the site. Nor did they threaten death if new pictures aren't up every day. Finally, the amount of traffic does not guarantee you a place in "I need a third pants leg my dick's so big" webmaster hall of fame. That being said... Link me. </font><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color="#003366" size="-1">Check out the latest gallery, folks! It's in the new section for cartoon jokes. I'm still rearranging things, so don't get your panties in a wad. More on the way. <a href="http://www.nochicktrix.com/wp/gpg/toonpp1.htm" target="_blank">Enjoy</a>!</font></p>
<h3 align="center"><i><font face="Lucida Handwriting">News~N~Stuff!</font></i></h3>
<align="left"><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="-1" color="#003366">Pregnant teen hurt after putting out cigarette in <a href="http://www.detnews.com/2002/oakland/0201/31/c04-403423.htm" target="_blank">gunpowder</a>. </font><font face="Georgia" color="#9966FF" size="-1"><i> Dipshit shouldn't be smoking while pregnant...</i></font><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="-1" color="#003366">Judge rules <a href="http://www.projo.com/cgi-bin/ap_story.pl/ne/1012462002.p.htm" target="_blank">streaking</a> legal for women in Maine. </font><font face="Georgia" color="#9966FF" size="-1"><i>You know the guys' house is on their route...</i></font><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="-1" color="#003366">Pissed off ex posts <a href="http://www.greeleytribune.com/article.php?sid=6385&mode=thread&order=0" target="_blank">nude</a> pics of girlfriend outside of bar. </font><font face="Georgia" color="#9966FF" size="-1"><i> That is so damn cold....</i></font><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="-1" color="#003366">15-year-old kid running <a href="http://www.thedenverchannel.com/sh/news/stories/nat-news-121525520020131-110133.html" target="_blank">child-porn</a> site out of his bedroom. Faces 692 charges.</font><font face="Georgia" color="#9966FF" size="-1"><i> This kid just needs to be put away....</i></font><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="-1" color="#003366">Man has <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2002050329,00.html" target="_blank">sex</a> with goat in front of trainload of people.</font><font face="Georgia" color="#9966FF" size="-1"><i> You know, that's just ill...</i></font><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="-1" color="#003366">Paralyzed <a href="http://www.thedenverchannel.com/den/sports/olympics/stories/olympics-121159920020129-100143.html" target="_blank">Columbine</a> student who forced himself out window during the shooting carried the Olympic Torch today.</font><font face="Georgia" color="#9966FF" size="-1"><i>Sometimes it's just a feel good story...</i></font><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="-1" color="#003366">Colorado man forced to pay child support for chldren that <a href="http://www.thedenverchannel.com/den/news/7newsinvestigates/stories/7newsinvestigates-121591920020131-160111.html" target="_blank">DNA</a> tests prove are not his. </font><font face="Georgia" color="#9966FF" size="-1"><i> I like the fact that they show the woman's picture. That'll teach her! The ho...</i></font><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="-1" color="#003366">Stores that <a href="http://www.kcal.com/Global/story.asp?S=643121" target="_blank">overcharge</a> may be required to put a sign in window. </font><font face="Georgia" color="#9966FF" size="-1"><i> Yes! *Looks at local 7/11...</i></font><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="-1" color="#003366">80's singer <a href="http://www.playboy.com/magazine/current/nextmonth.html" target="_blank">Tiffany</a> to be in Playboy next month (Picture and one pop-up). </font><font face="Georgia" color="#9966FF" size="-1"><i> Wow! She's... 'grown'...</i></font><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="-1" color="#003366">Terrorists fooled by <a href="http://inq.philly.com/content/inquirer/2002/01/31/specials/attack/31MINT.htm" target="_blank">nuclear</a> con men, bought a bunch of pinball parts. </font><font face="Georgia" color="#9966FF" size="-1"><i> I love America...</i></font><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="-1" color="#003366">Bush administration wants to change "fetus" <a href="http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/ap/20020131/ts/unborn_child_coverage.html" target="_blank">classification</a> to "unborn child".</font><font face="Georgia" color="#9966FF" size="-1"><i> Here we go, folks. Religion in the WhiteHouse,They just don't mix with human rights....</i></font><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="-1" color="#003366">Charges dismissed against proprietors of all-night <a href="http://www.thestar.com/NASApp/cs/ContentServer?pagename=thestar/Layout/Article_Type1&c=Article&cid=1012518082422&call_page=TS_News&call_pageid=968332188492&call_pagepath=News/News" target="_blank">lesbian</a> bath house. </font><font face="Georgia" color="#9966FF" size="-1"><i> They promised the judge could watch</i></font></p>
<p align="left"> <font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color="#003366" size="-1">I am so glad it's Friday. The weekend cometh! Now if I only could! Update on the JavaScript support site. The moderator responded to my email and was very cool. He apologized for not keeping it off the boards and even deleted the offending statements. Sometimes you have to put yourself in someone else's shoes before you react. Not only did we rectify the situation... but I got my JavaScript! Woo Hoo! Which means that I have to redo all of my pages. Shit. I'm putting a lot of faith in my new design that's almost done. Somewhere between an "E" ticket at Disneyland and free blow jobs. <a href="http://talkloud.net/" target="_blank">Bane</a> had better hurry up, or I'll take the job of ticket dispenser.</font></p>
<p align="left"> <font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color="#003366" size="-1">I decided to split my galleries into two sections: AdultXXX section and over 18 section. Even though my site is for people 18 and older, I realize that not all readers are into cartoon saying "Fuck you". Here's the deal. If you have any particular pictures {aside from porn/toons/humor} that you enjoy looking at, shoot off an email to me. I'd like to create galleries that are reader oriented. Don't worry... I'm not going to hit you up for money in 6 months saying, "I did this for you" crap. It's my site and only I am responsible for it's upkeep. Webmasters who claim that the readers owe them money for putting up a site need to remember three things: No one put a gun to their head to start the site. Nor did they threaten death if new pictures aren't up every day. Finally, the amount of traffic does not guarantee you a place in "I need a third pants leg my dick's so big" webmaster hall of fame. That being said... Link me. </font><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color="#003366" size="-1">Check out the latest gallery, folks! It's in the new section for cartoon jokes. I'm still rearranging things, so don't get your panties in a wad. More on the way. <a href="http://www.nochicktrix.com/wp/gpg/toonpp1.htm" target="_blank">Enjoy</a>!</font></p>
<h3 align="center"><i><font face="Lucida Handwriting">News~N~Stuff!</font></i></h3>
<align="left"><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="-1" color="#003366">Pregnant teen hurt after putting out cigarette in <a href="http://www.detnews.com/2002/oakland/0201/31/c04-403423.htm" target="_blank">gunpowder</a>. </font><font face="Georgia" color="#9966FF" size="-1"><i> Dipshit shouldn't be smoking while pregnant...</i></font><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="-1" color="#003366">Judge rules <a href="http://www.projo.com/cgi-bin/ap_story.pl/ne/1012462002.p.htm" target="_blank">streaking</a> legal for women in Maine. </font><font face="Georgia" color="#9966FF" size="-1"><i>You know the guys' house is on their route...</i></font><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="-1" color="#003366">Pissed off ex posts <a href="http://www.greeleytribune.com/article.php?sid=6385&mode=thread&order=0" target="_blank">nude</a> pics of girlfriend outside of bar. </font><font face="Georgia" color="#9966FF" size="-1"><i> That is so damn cold....</i></font><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="-1" color="#003366">15-year-old kid running <a href="http://www.thedenverchannel.com/sh/news/stories/nat-news-121525520020131-110133.html" target="_blank">child-porn</a> site out of his bedroom. Faces 692 charges.</font><font face="Georgia" color="#9966FF" size="-1"><i> This kid just needs to be put away....</i></font><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="-1" color="#003366">Man has <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2002050329,00.html" target="_blank">sex</a> with goat in front of trainload of people.</font><font face="Georgia" color="#9966FF" size="-1"><i> You know, that's just ill...</i></font><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="-1" color="#003366">Paralyzed <a href="http://www.thedenverchannel.com/den/sports/olympics/stories/olympics-121159920020129-100143.html" target="_blank">Columbine</a> student who forced himself out window during the shooting carried the Olympic Torch today.</font><font face="Georgia" color="#9966FF" size="-1"><i>Sometimes it's just a feel good story...</i></font><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="-1" color="#003366">Colorado man forced to pay child support for chldren that <a href="http://www.thedenverchannel.com/den/news/7newsinvestigates/stories/7newsinvestigates-121591920020131-160111.html" target="_blank">DNA</a> tests prove are not his. </font><font face="Georgia" color="#9966FF" size="-1"><i> I like the fact that they show the woman's picture. That'll teach her! The ho...</i></font><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="-1" color="#003366">Stores that <a href="http://www.kcal.com/Global/story.asp?S=643121" target="_blank">overcharge</a> may be required to put a sign in window. </font><font face="Georgia" color="#9966FF" size="-1"><i> Yes! *Looks at local 7/11...</i></font><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="-1" color="#003366">80's singer <a href="http://www.playboy.com/magazine/current/nextmonth.html" target="_blank">Tiffany</a> to be in Playboy next month (Picture and one pop-up). </font><font face="Georgia" color="#9966FF" size="-1"><i> Wow! She's... 'grown'...</i></font><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="-1" color="#003366">Terrorists fooled by <a href="http://inq.philly.com/content/inquirer/2002/01/31/specials/attack/31MINT.htm" target="_blank">nuclear</a> con men, bought a bunch of pinball parts. </font><font face="Georgia" color="#9966FF" size="-1"><i> I love America...</i></font><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="-1" color="#003366">Bush administration wants to change "fetus" <a href="http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/ap/20020131/ts/unborn_child_coverage.html" target="_blank">classification</a> to "unborn child".</font><font face="Georgia" color="#9966FF" size="-1"><i> Here we go, folks. Religion in the WhiteHouse,They just don't mix with human rights....</i></font><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="-1" color="#003366">Charges dismissed against proprietors of all-night <a href="http://www.thestar.com/NASApp/cs/ContentServer?pagename=thestar/Layout/Article_Type1&c=Article&cid=1012518082422&call_page=TS_News&call_pageid=968332188492&call_pagepath=News/News" target="_blank">lesbian</a> bath house. </font><font face="Georgia" color="#9966FF" size="-1"><i> They promised the judge could watch</i></font></p>