Diva
04-11-02, 07:23AM
Slowly But Surely, Step By Step
I am so damn tired today. I am going to call this a night and crawl into my bed and go to sleep and, and... What the hell are you still doing here? Shoo! Shoo! Don't you hate unwanted guests? Or guests that won't leave? the usual, "I'm going to get into my jammies" or "Wow! Look at the time" or "Get out! Get out! Get out!" just doesn't seem to work? That's when a shotgun is really handy.
Check out the latest gallery, folks! It's in the new section for cartoon jokes. I'm still rearranging things, so don't get your panties in a wad. More on the way. Enjoy!
News~N~Stuff!
Jesse Ventura admits he never fought in Vietnam. First wrestling's a fake, now this... Jeb Bush's daughter arrested on drug fraud. She's been hanging around Uncle George too long... 30,000 year old cave discovered in England with skeletons, paintings and drawings of female genitals. 3,000 years ago, man still focussed on the twat.... Hospital finds missing patient dead one month later in the crawlspace in the ER ceiling. This is so not funny... Mormon guide to overcoming masturbation . Or you can convert and diddle all you want... Armed Robber Foiled by his own stupidity . Stupid is as stupid does...
Monica Bellucci - New Matrix actress galleries . T-N-A... Purse snatcher eludes Chief of Police. Luckily, he drops his parole papers in the process. Swift move, ace... Steel beam falls 11 stories and lands in man's passengercar seat. I would have seen g-d.. Googlewhacking. Boredom has a new name. Oh G-d, I've done this! *Bows had in shame... Lewis required a tetanus shot after Tyson bit him [one popup on exit]. At least he isn't missing a chunk... Police dog handler gives mouth-to-snout Police dog handler gives mouth-to-snout resuscitation . Yay! A hero emerges...
I am so damn tired today. I am going to call this a night and crawl into my bed and go to sleep and, and... What the hell are you still doing here? Shoo! Shoo! Don't you hate unwanted guests? Or guests that won't leave? the usual, "I'm going to get into my jammies" or "Wow! Look at the time" or "Get out! Get out! Get out!" just doesn't seem to work? That's when a shotgun is really handy.
Check out the latest gallery, folks! It's in the new section for cartoon jokes. I'm still rearranging things, so don't get your panties in a wad. More on the way. Enjoy!
News~N~Stuff!
Jesse Ventura admits he never fought in Vietnam. First wrestling's a fake, now this... Jeb Bush's daughter arrested on drug fraud. She's been hanging around Uncle George too long... 30,000 year old cave discovered in England with skeletons, paintings and drawings of female genitals. 3,000 years ago, man still focussed on the twat.... Hospital finds missing patient dead one month later in the crawlspace in the ER ceiling. This is so not funny... Mormon guide to overcoming masturbation . Or you can convert and diddle all you want... Armed Robber Foiled by his own stupidity . Stupid is as stupid does...
Monica Bellucci - New Matrix actress galleries . T-N-A... Purse snatcher eludes Chief of Police. Luckily, he drops his parole papers in the process. Swift move, ace... Steel beam falls 11 stories and lands in man's passengercar seat. I would have seen g-d.. Googlewhacking. Boredom has a new name. Oh G-d, I've done this! *Bows had in shame... Lewis required a tetanus shot after Tyson bit him [one popup on exit]. At least he isn't missing a chunk... Police dog handler gives mouth-to-snout Police dog handler gives mouth-to-snout resuscitation . Yay! A hero emerges...