Diva
04-11-02, 07:22AM
If You're Going To Kiss My Ass... Turn Me Over
I can't stand people who bullshit you. I love to hear a compliment, but not a suck up. The worst part is when you hear someone tell someone else the same line they said to you. I'd rather have someone tell me that they hate me and be honest then smile in my face and say shit behind my back. I was standing in a line with three chicks in front of me. Two of them were fawning over the thirds' new hair color. I'm not talking your regular, run of the mill compliments. I was expecting them to take turns going down on her. I was looking for another line, just in case. The just been painted chick has to get something and the other two are left behind. Man, you could see the claws come out! The checker and I exchanged a knowing look. Yep, they're bitches. They started verbally tearing that chick apart. Everything from the 'clown hair' to 'the worst tit job known to man'. Before that chick came back, I knew her medical and cosmetic history, and was starting to learn who she slept with. Then clown hair reappears and the cooing begins again. I had to bite my tongue to keep from saying anything. Bitch two decides to get more toothpaste and all sympathy goes out the window. Clown hair and bitch one start tearing her apart. The checker looks at me and shakes his head. Bitch two arrives and they go off to enjoy their threesome. When I handed the still surprised checker my money I said, "Nice hair."
Check out the latest gallery, folks! It's in the new section for cartoon jokes. I'm still rearranging things, so don't get your panties in a wad. More on the way. Enjoy!
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I can't stand people who bullshit you. I love to hear a compliment, but not a suck up. The worst part is when you hear someone tell someone else the same line they said to you. I'd rather have someone tell me that they hate me and be honest then smile in my face and say shit behind my back. I was standing in a line with three chicks in front of me. Two of them were fawning over the thirds' new hair color. I'm not talking your regular, run of the mill compliments. I was expecting them to take turns going down on her. I was looking for another line, just in case. The just been painted chick has to get something and the other two are left behind. Man, you could see the claws come out! The checker and I exchanged a knowing look. Yep, they're bitches. They started verbally tearing that chick apart. Everything from the 'clown hair' to 'the worst tit job known to man'. Before that chick came back, I knew her medical and cosmetic history, and was starting to learn who she slept with. Then clown hair reappears and the cooing begins again. I had to bite my tongue to keep from saying anything. Bitch two decides to get more toothpaste and all sympathy goes out the window. Clown hair and bitch one start tearing her apart. The checker looks at me and shakes his head. Bitch two arrives and they go off to enjoy their threesome. When I handed the still surprised checker my money I said, "Nice hair."
Check out the latest gallery, folks! It's in the new section for cartoon jokes. I'm still rearranging things, so don't get your panties in a wad. More on the way. Enjoy!
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Study: Factual coverage of news by media down to 63%. Hey Chickeeta! Are we right or what? Man's 11-inch penis is just car substitute, claim friends. G-d, how I love satire. Heh... Soccer player Tasfaout taken to hospital after swallowing tongue . His own tongue, or someone else's'? Moron tells security screener at Miami International, "You missed my gun." What I want to know is: Why did they wait to search for him? Morons... High Schooler charged with nonexistent law; represents self, wins decision at state Supreme Court. I like this kid. I mean, Mr future President... Sir... Pele to advertise Viagra. SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kim Delaney busted for DUI, here's mug shot(Picture). Pretty sad, man. Do I sense a trend? Boy with cancer gets wish, plays in dirt outside hospital. I hate when these make me weepy... Audio archive of redneck 911 calls. How funny are these? Pee first.