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When I asked the Verizon guy what I should do while they were testing the DSL lines he said, "Read a book" and snickered. After holding back the hell I was about to unleash on him I said, "I meant should I be doing anything such as turning the modem off, etc... " After his face melted from my icy response he said no that I'd just have to wait. Fucker. Today Unfy suggested the same thing. *looks at carnage that was once Unfy* So yeah... what do you do when there's no internet *sobs* and you need to find something cheap to do. Of all the choices please choose which one you do MORE of.
Poseidon
12-29-08, 09:42AM
I....read a book :p
Amaurote
12-29-08, 09:45AM
I...read Poseidon's book.
Reliquiae
12-29-08, 10:11AM
I read books.
Currently, that is how I started reading "Neverwhere" by Neil Gaiman.
Our cable was broken for a month. And we were getting hit & miss signals. So, finally they drilled a hole in the wall outside our apartment and fed a new cable from the ground up onto the wall into our place. It looks ghetto, and the cable is hidden only by landscaped rocks on the ground. As it feeds up into my apartment you see a white cable on brown stucco.
But, we have our cable back.
Read, oh read, and um some more reading. When that gets old, well, I don't have 600 dvds for no reason. Heh!
I read while occasionally glaring at the computer.
R.I.P Unfy
Thaum1el
12-29-08, 02:11PM
I'd temporarily move to someone with a connection.
HeavensAngel
12-29-08, 05:37PM
I sleep..next to the modem so I can see the lights come on!
I tear out complete kitchens...
Bassmama
12-30-08, 10:25AM
I turn on the tv or stereo & start cleaning with the noise in the background.
thestarsfall
12-30-08, 02:08PM
I play computer games or knit....or watch TV
trekbugging
12-30-08, 02:32PM
watch tv or read
I clean my room and the rest of the house.
I surf the internet that is on my Cache.
:p
Sex.
But.... Thatiswhattheinterwebzisfor!!!!
Unforgiven, you ass.
Unfy bitches about not getting laid, but is getting laid? :eek:
I demand an Unfy boycott!!
HE BITCHES ABOUT THAT?!
In any case, he's not getting laid -_-'
Bassmama
01-20-09, 06:46AM
/me dances around the room singing "Unfy don't get no Boody, no Boody, no boody today (or in the near future)...
This is really such a trap. Saying "yes, he does!" makes for awkward jokes, and saying, "No, he doesn't!" means he's teased mercilessly about his lack of action.
Yes he does.... but it's with Bones!!!
So... ya know....
This is really such a trap. Saying "yes, he does!" makes for awkward jokes, and saying, "No, he doesn't!" means he's teased mercilessly about his lack of action.
It's going to happen anyway ,either way.
Yes he does.... but it's with Bones!!!
So... ya know....
I don't put out.
Thaum1el
01-20-09, 01:13PM
But.... Thatiswhattheinterwebzisfor!!!!
And extra drive-space.
Unforgiven
01-21-09, 02:44PM
I'm just pleased that my name is now a thread tag.
I am special.
Bassmama
01-24-09, 05:02PM
I'm just pleased that my name is now a thread tag.
I am special.
Yes you are.
And the special tard bus will be over to pick you up early Monday AM for Tard School. Be ready.
Here you are waiting with your buddy-
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