Diva
04-11-02, 07:20AM
I... Forget
I have been busting my ass all weekend looking for a javascript that I can use for my new galleries. That's right, folks, I've gone and done it again. This time it's the humor section. The problem? Most of the toons have the captions on the bottom. Stay with me now... The pop-up I had been using cut off a smidgen of the bottom. I can't tell you how annoying it is to look at a bunch of pictures you know are funny, but can't read the punch line to prove it. For all you know it could just say, "I like eggs." I should have at least the first one up tonight. Until then, I'm lazy... it's 8AM... I haven't slept... Click on some links, damn it! Then go to my links section and click on those. You know you wanna.
News~N~Stuff!
Australia gets drunk, wakes up in North Atlantic. Funny stuff...
17 year old kid is bringing a Playboy Playmate as his date to the prom. Why doesn't anyone else think this is wrong?
Lioness kills man who jumped into zoo lion pit. Then there's the idiot part 2... Save the falling chickies Flash game(Sound). This is cute. Funny to watch them bounce.... 8th-graders disciplined for hugging. Are they out of their cotton pickin minds? Take a chill pill... Teen claims he accidentally chopped friend up with an axe and put him in the fridge. This is the best that his legal council could come up with? Jeesh... Penis-multilating tampon puts rapists out of business - forever. Who in their right mind would stick that up their twat? Scientist says he has cloned Richard Simmons. The world is ending... John Ashcroft orders semi-nude paintings and sculptures covered. I agree. It's hard to keep serious with tits in the background... Tonya Harding kicked out of apartment. Finds new place to live: her car. The white trash poster child... Manuela Arcuri (Galleries). Have fun!
I have been busting my ass all weekend looking for a javascript that I can use for my new galleries. That's right, folks, I've gone and done it again. This time it's the humor section. The problem? Most of the toons have the captions on the bottom. Stay with me now... The pop-up I had been using cut off a smidgen of the bottom. I can't tell you how annoying it is to look at a bunch of pictures you know are funny, but can't read the punch line to prove it. For all you know it could just say, "I like eggs." I should have at least the first one up tonight. Until then, I'm lazy... it's 8AM... I haven't slept... Click on some links, damn it! Then go to my links section and click on those. You know you wanna.
News~N~Stuff!
Australia gets drunk, wakes up in North Atlantic. Funny stuff...
17 year old kid is bringing a Playboy Playmate as his date to the prom. Why doesn't anyone else think this is wrong?
Lioness kills man who jumped into zoo lion pit. Then there's the idiot part 2... Save the falling chickies Flash game(Sound). This is cute. Funny to watch them bounce.... 8th-graders disciplined for hugging. Are they out of their cotton pickin minds? Take a chill pill... Teen claims he accidentally chopped friend up with an axe and put him in the fridge. This is the best that his legal council could come up with? Jeesh... Penis-multilating tampon puts rapists out of business - forever. Who in their right mind would stick that up their twat? Scientist says he has cloned Richard Simmons. The world is ending... John Ashcroft orders semi-nude paintings and sculptures covered. I agree. It's hard to keep serious with tits in the background... Tonya Harding kicked out of apartment. Finds new place to live: her car. The white trash poster child... Manuela Arcuri (Galleries). Have fun!