Diva
04-11-02, 07:17AM
Do You Know What Time It Is? Time For Me To Sleep
My sleeping habits are so bad, I don't know what time zone I'm working off of. I haven't been to bed before 6:30AM all week. I sleep half the day away and start again. I've always been a 'night' person. I don't do mornings, but I'm bouncing off the walls at 4 AM. It's great when you work evenings, not early morning hours though. The great thing about this time of night is that almost everyone is asleep. I say almost because I can hear my neighbor's alarm going off. Which wouldn't be a big deal if her 'alarm' wasn't a 6 foot frisky boyfriend. I almost yelled 'Good for you!' after the hundredth "Oh yeah, baby! I'm there!" I'd like to be "there", too. I just don't want the block to know. Don't get me wrong. Talking during sex if a good thing. If you can't let your partner know what you do and don't like, then you'll never have good sex. Guys are easy to understand. Basically anything sexual is okayfine by them! It is very rare when a guy has said he had bad sex. I believe a man's motto is: Getting off = Good sex. End of discussion. Since most of my female friends won't even admit to talking during sex, it's the equivalent of the fun house mirror room. Just when you think you're on to something, you look at her annoyed face and it's back to the drawing board. Shit. No wonder guys decided to just please themselves. After 20 minutes of I'd buy her a good dildo and let her take care of herself later too.
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My sleeping habits are so bad, I don't know what time zone I'm working off of. I haven't been to bed before 6:30AM all week. I sleep half the day away and start again. I've always been a 'night' person. I don't do mornings, but I'm bouncing off the walls at 4 AM. It's great when you work evenings, not early morning hours though. The great thing about this time of night is that almost everyone is asleep. I say almost because I can hear my neighbor's alarm going off. Which wouldn't be a big deal if her 'alarm' wasn't a 6 foot frisky boyfriend. I almost yelled 'Good for you!' after the hundredth "Oh yeah, baby! I'm there!" I'd like to be "there", too. I just don't want the block to know. Don't get me wrong. Talking during sex if a good thing. If you can't let your partner know what you do and don't like, then you'll never have good sex. Guys are easy to understand. Basically anything sexual is okayfine by them! It is very rare when a guy has said he had bad sex. I believe a man's motto is: Getting off = Good sex. End of discussion. Since most of my female friends won't even admit to talking during sex, it's the equivalent of the fun house mirror room. Just when you think you're on to something, you look at her annoyed face and it's back to the drawing board. Shit. No wonder guys decided to just please themselves. After 20 minutes of I'd buy her a good dildo and let her take care of herself later too.
News~N~Stuff!
Jailers fired for pepper-spraying inmate's genitals. Well, at least the burning, itching sensation might keep the other inmates away.... Scorpion Vodka. There is no amount of 'Ewing' that could describe how I feel right now. Eww.... Europe's first brothel for women goes bust (one pop-up). how often do women pay for sex? It had damn well better be worth it... Take the Breast test. Can you tell which ones are real? I only got 13 out of 20.... High school sex video spurs debate over charges. Their parents must be so proud... The American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Robots. Way too much time on their hands.... Cop takes topless photos of three young female volunteer undercover operatives, told them it was part of anti-child-porn sting operation. Why the second thoughts AFTER they did it? Build your own antigravity device. If only I could master the paper Airplane.... Pin Up Girls (Galleries). Enjoy boys!