Diva
04-11-02, 07:16AM
All You Want From Me Is.... Okay
I decided to stand up to the stalker. I ordered my salad, damn it. I was ready for him. Bat by the door, tazer gun in hand. Okay, not really. But my mouth was prepped and the safety was off. I open the door and... Sonofabitch. It was a different guy. My evil eye scared the bijeebers out of him. So I tipped him extra. Man, all that for nothing. The salad was good, though. Don't you hate getting ready for some big confrontation and it not happening? Now I have to keep the momentum up. Some guy actually emailed me and said that I should be careful about who I talk to on the web. That's very kind of him to mention... except for one thing... He's not on the web! Delivery... Pizza. Fooey. I should just have some big guy come over and introduce him as my boyfriend... who eats stalkers for breakfast. Chomp! Heh.
News~N~Stuff!
Man's head nearly sucked off by a giant fish.. Look at that thing! It's huge.... Man agrees to take job separating dirt and debris from about 7.6 million pennies piled high in a warehouse.. I get cranky about shuffling through a piggy bank.... Protesters put an end to "slut wear" by stripping women naked. Gee, maybe the pizza guy went on vacation... 'Dead' man gets up and walks away just before his cremation. Lucky stiff ... Here's a picture of Bush's boo boo. You know Mama Bush smacked him upside the head... Boy parks dad's Mercedes in Kitchen... Army Lorry parks in half the house. Now that's gotta hurt... Idiot cuts hand off, gets new one, cuts that one off, wants new one. You just can't make stuff like this up.... Fabio getting jiggy with Conan (picture). Heh... Tonya Harding about to be evicted. Don't you mean "towed"? Thief steals camera case, discovers it's full of colostomy bags. Hahahahahahahahahaha... Talking Scale Removed from Shopping Center for Verbal Assault. What is this, Jenny Craig giving tough love? I'll be offended [maybe] after I stop laughing. Figures it's in Australia.
I decided to stand up to the stalker. I ordered my salad, damn it. I was ready for him. Bat by the door, tazer gun in hand. Okay, not really. But my mouth was prepped and the safety was off. I open the door and... Sonofabitch. It was a different guy. My evil eye scared the bijeebers out of him. So I tipped him extra. Man, all that for nothing. The salad was good, though. Don't you hate getting ready for some big confrontation and it not happening? Now I have to keep the momentum up. Some guy actually emailed me and said that I should be careful about who I talk to on the web. That's very kind of him to mention... except for one thing... He's not on the web! Delivery... Pizza. Fooey. I should just have some big guy come over and introduce him as my boyfriend... who eats stalkers for breakfast. Chomp! Heh.
News~N~Stuff!
Man's head nearly sucked off by a giant fish.. Look at that thing! It's huge.... Man agrees to take job separating dirt and debris from about 7.6 million pennies piled high in a warehouse.. I get cranky about shuffling through a piggy bank.... Protesters put an end to "slut wear" by stripping women naked. Gee, maybe the pizza guy went on vacation... 'Dead' man gets up and walks away just before his cremation. Lucky stiff ... Here's a picture of Bush's boo boo. You know Mama Bush smacked him upside the head... Boy parks dad's Mercedes in Kitchen... Army Lorry parks in half the house. Now that's gotta hurt... Idiot cuts hand off, gets new one, cuts that one off, wants new one. You just can't make stuff like this up.... Fabio getting jiggy with Conan (picture). Heh... Tonya Harding about to be evicted. Don't you mean "towed"? Thief steals camera case, discovers it's full of colostomy bags. Hahahahahahahahahaha... Talking Scale Removed from Shopping Center for Verbal Assault. What is this, Jenny Craig giving tough love? I'll be offended [maybe] after I stop laughing. Figures it's in Australia.