Diva
04-11-02, 07:14AM
Miss Me?
I spent yet another weekend preparing for Bane to do all the work and switch designs. I know it won't be for another couple of days... But I'm getting my pre-stress out of the way. That's when you don't have the stress yet... So you stress out about not knowing exactly when the stress will happen. Then the stress sets in just like you thought it would and therefore vindicates any action taken during the pre-stress emotional rampage that has come to be my life. On the upside I have yet another fucking head cold. And no, it's not my sleeping habits, either. Oh wait. Okay, not because of THOSE sleeping habits either. I would just like to once again mention that Bane is an awesome guy. And it's not because of the premature gray hairs I gave him either. Heh.
I put some extra links for you to laugh through. It's always nice to know that someone, somewhere, is more fucked up than you are.
News~N~Stuff!
A site devoted to linking the different Superfriends pages. Where's Shmoo & Kimba, damn it! Pay people to dump your girlfriend (One pop up). I could do this... Singer Nelly Fertado claims British men's magazine digitally removed her clothing for cover photo. Now THAT'S messed up.... Norway: the #1 country for public sex. Canada comes in last. 80% of Americans have had sex in a car. Well duh!That and baseball, and American past-time...The answer to world peace may be packed in a man's trousers. Woman posts pictures of penises on website. I wish I would have thought of that. All I said is I like looking at porn... DC area wants Redskins owner to change the name. Team has 'reservations' about it... How to behave like an American, a short illustrated guide for the rest of the world. Finally. Somebody's got it right. Heh... On euro coin Sweden is shown as limp Dick.Yep, it sure does. Hahahaha... Depressed man diagnosed as "British". Heh. I mean, how sad... Man breaks into house, terrorizes family, realizes he is in wrong house, apologizes. That's the British for you, always decent... Kentucky man now able to sue hospital for unauthorized penis amputation.. As if he'd say yes.... Kentucky hotel orders 5 dozen donuts. Donut place delivers 5,000 donuts. They should just move the local sheriff's department inside.. I'll bet you thought I'd forgotten about your dose of T-N-A, didn't you. Heh..
I spent yet another weekend preparing for Bane to do all the work and switch designs. I know it won't be for another couple of days... But I'm getting my pre-stress out of the way. That's when you don't have the stress yet... So you stress out about not knowing exactly when the stress will happen. Then the stress sets in just like you thought it would and therefore vindicates any action taken during the pre-stress emotional rampage that has come to be my life. On the upside I have yet another fucking head cold. And no, it's not my sleeping habits, either. Oh wait. Okay, not because of THOSE sleeping habits either. I would just like to once again mention that Bane is an awesome guy. And it's not because of the premature gray hairs I gave him either. Heh.
I put some extra links for you to laugh through. It's always nice to know that someone, somewhere, is more fucked up than you are.
News~N~Stuff!
A site devoted to linking the different Superfriends pages. Where's Shmoo & Kimba, damn it! Pay people to dump your girlfriend (One pop up). I could do this... Singer Nelly Fertado claims British men's magazine digitally removed her clothing for cover photo. Now THAT'S messed up.... Norway: the #1 country for public sex. Canada comes in last. 80% of Americans have had sex in a car. Well duh!That and baseball, and American past-time...The answer to world peace may be packed in a man's trousers. Woman posts pictures of penises on website. I wish I would have thought of that. All I said is I like looking at porn... DC area wants Redskins owner to change the name. Team has 'reservations' about it... How to behave like an American, a short illustrated guide for the rest of the world. Finally. Somebody's got it right. Heh... On euro coin Sweden is shown as limp Dick.Yep, it sure does. Hahahaha... Depressed man diagnosed as "British". Heh. I mean, how sad... Man breaks into house, terrorizes family, realizes he is in wrong house, apologizes. That's the British for you, always decent... Kentucky man now able to sue hospital for unauthorized penis amputation.. As if he'd say yes.... Kentucky hotel orders 5 dozen donuts. Donut place delivers 5,000 donuts. They should just move the local sheriff's department inside.. I'll bet you thought I'd forgotten about your dose of T-N-A, didn't you. Heh..