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Diva
11-17-08, 07:28AM
It's about 1:30am and I am woken up to the sound of a police radio and flashing lights illuminating the bedroom. Apparently there was a hit and run and the police chose our driveway to park in front of to take report. I tried waking Jake up only to hear him say, "Rawr! Rawr! Oh yeah!" *blink* At this point I didn't even want to know what he was dreaming about and decided that waiting the noisy cop car out was the best plan of action. I fell back asleep sometime after 2am.

It's funny how people who work the night shift forget that the rest of us are sleeping. The cops stood there chatting, both doors open so the radio was loud and even commenting about the guy giving report. Part of me wanted to yell, "SHHHHHH!" out the window. Luckily the part of me that didn't want to land my happy ass in jail nixed that idea. But the real theme of this rant is "Rawr! Rawr! Oh yeah!". :|

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JakeD
11-17-08, 08:19AM
Haha, that was awesome. Maybe I was boning the cops in my sleep.

EDIT: To be fair, I doubt it was another Rachel Maddow porndream. Maybe I was pooning Keith Olbermann this time around? MSNBC orgies for all!

Isotrip
11-17-08, 09:09AM
Yeah I am not sure I would wanna know what that twisted mind was dreaming. LoL

Bones
11-17-08, 11:32AM
I do! I just have to know what "Rawr! Rawr! Oh yeah!" was about.

mine
11-17-08, 01:06PM
I want to know but at the same time don't want to know!

Isotrip
11-17-08, 02:17PM
*Plugging ears*

LaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLa

Bones
11-17-08, 03:13PM
*Plugging ears*

LaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLa

I'll just hard wire it into your brain.
:p

NCeddie
11-18-08, 08:37AM
I do! I just have to know what "Rawr! Rawr! Oh yeah!" was about.

Well, Bones, I plugged in my radioactive Dream-O-Scope, aimed its rabbit-ears toward the west coast and typed in 11172008/LA/JakeD/1:30AM/PST

This is a copy of the printout I got:

JakeD is seated at a beauty salon workstation with a teal blue drop cloth clipped around his neck. Vidal Sassoon swivels the salon chair around to face the plate glass mirror behind the sink. JakeD gets a first look at his new Mia Farrow a lá Rosemary's Baby haircut and utters, "Rawr! Rawr! Oh yeah!" Then Vidal's eyes turn yellow and he rapes him!

:angel:

JakeD
11-18-08, 08:56AM
Busted.

Isotrip
11-18-08, 09:58AM
Damn! Whadda Dream

:eek: