Diva
04-11-02, 07:12AM
What we Need Here Is A Diversion... Quick! Take Off Your Clothes!
It's funny how much we are obsessed with our bodies. A man's penis is like his car. He wants to flaunt it as much as possible, drive it around to show it's power.... But if you fuck with it, you're a dead man. What if you had to give it up? some supreme power pointed to your crotch and said, "You lose the shlong or your intelligence." Hmmmmm.... Life sure would be different around here. What about the men who chose to relinquish the rod for gray matter? It's not just the guys, either. Don't ever let any woman tell you that the size of her tits isn't a big deal... unless she's a size D or larger. We all know what would happen to the chicks who kept the tits. But what about the ones who didn't? Yep. They became brunettes, of course! Imagine if that supreme power decided to show pity on [wo]man and give back what was taken? What if He sneezed as he granted it?
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It's funny how much we are obsessed with our bodies. A man's penis is like his car. He wants to flaunt it as much as possible, drive it around to show it's power.... But if you fuck with it, you're a dead man. What if you had to give it up? some supreme power pointed to your crotch and said, "You lose the shlong or your intelligence." Hmmmmm.... Life sure would be different around here. What about the men who chose to relinquish the rod for gray matter? It's not just the guys, either. Don't ever let any woman tell you that the size of her tits isn't a big deal... unless she's a size D or larger. We all know what would happen to the chicks who kept the tits. But what about the ones who didn't? Yep. They became brunettes, of course! Imagine if that supreme power decided to show pity on [wo]man and give back what was taken? What if He sneezed as he granted it?
News~N~Stuff!
US airline industry considers making boarding questions more difficult than "Have you packed your own bags?" Hmmmm... How about "Are you a terrorist?" It might work...And I quote, "Moms 'go down' to insure grades go up." I'm disgusted and appalled. No really... National guardsman accidentally shoots himself in ass at airport. I always wondered why I never dated a guy in that branch of the military. Now I know.... Ford updates GT40 (picture). Sweeeet!!!!! Shut up, Aussie.... U.S. Army developing stink bomb. Scientists trying to find worst smell imaginable. There's a gas station about 70 miles from here that'd do the trick.... Virus changes IE settings to porn. I swear! It was a virus... Chicago Bears 300 pound RT Keith Traylor runs for 67 yards (video). He was out of breath when he caught the ball for cripes sake... Ladies and gentlemen... I give you the F-350 Tonka (pictures) . I'm gonna have to peel myself from this chair. Sweet x 2.... Top ten odd rude things on the web. Okay, fess up. How many have you gone to. don't lie