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Diva
11-07-08, 10:04AM
When it comes to bugs I am a total pussy. We're talking scream for Jake while clamoring over chairs, desks, doors and cats to get away. What about you? How do you react when a demon from hell bug comes at you while gnashing it's fangs dripping with blood and sharp claws thrusting towards you shows up in front of you?

Bonus: Tell a funny story regarding a bug encounter with you or someone you know.

trekbugging
11-07-08, 10:13AM
mostly i leave it alone, unless it's a fucking cockraoch--those fuckers i kill anytime and anyplace--i hate them--
and didn't let the black widow live when we were cleaning up the front of our old house-- but the big garden spiders -- i like to watch them-- or any frigging small arse gnat that flies into my ears when i am outside KILL DIE litlel shits

but yeah mostly leave them alone--hahahaha

Thaum1el
11-07-08, 10:19AM
I release them. Unless it's a wasp. Then I scream and run.

MeLsWeEtiE
11-07-08, 10:26AM
I kill 'em.

Back when we lived in our apartment, I had the back door open to the kitchen so I could let some warm air out back sometime in spring. I was washing dishes and this wasp flew in. My husband came into the kitchen and started squealing like a 4 year old girl. After I saw what he was shrieking about, I kept washing the dishes until it landed on the dish drainer...I looked at Ben and without a word, doused it with hot water and watched it go down the drain...and went back to doing dishes. :) So much for manly men.

Bones
11-07-08, 11:51AM
I release them. Unless it's a wasp. Then I scream and run.

Yeah, same here. I'm allergic to wasps.

mine
11-07-08, 12:00PM
What I do depends on what it is and where it is.

I once found a big weird thing in the kitchen sink. It was something I'd never seen before, even though I know quite a few insects. It was quite huge and had heaps of long legs and was freaky looking. if your scared of insects and such this thing would had cause sheer terror! (ok so that wasn't funny but I had to share!)

Isotrip
11-07-08, 02:12PM
I usually try to catch it and examine it best I can. The first Black Widow I seen I caught and kept alive for about a month. That was WAY cool!

Reliquiae
11-07-08, 03:36PM
I prefer to catch and release. All creatures are made for a purpose. And I will never kill a spider on purpose because they eat all the little more obnoxious bugs.

Bees, I scream and pray silently that they will just find their way, away from me. HAHA!

Scorpions, the bigger the better. Those baby ones will frickin' kill you.

JakeD
11-07-08, 04:00PM
I try not to kill, but it depends on the situation and how loud Diva is screaming.

entipy
11-07-08, 04:13PM
I kill it.
Then I worry its friends, lovers, and family will come back to get me.

JakeD
11-07-08, 04:39PM
I kill it.
Then I worry its friends, lovers, and family will come back to get me.

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/4307/spiderbreedingrc5.jpg

Reliquiae
11-07-08, 04:45PM
Daddy Long Legs? Right?

Isotrip
11-07-08, 05:28PM
I try not to kill, but it depends on the situation and how loud Diva is screaming.

*Hands Jake Industrial earplugs*

Bones
11-07-08, 07:55PM
Scorpions, the bigger the better. Those baby ones will frickin' kill you.

That's a myth. Same thing with snakes.

mine
11-08-08, 03:50AM
That's a myth. Same thing with snakes.
But Indiana Jones says something similar in his latest movie!!

Amaurote
11-08-08, 03:55AM
I release them unless they're cornflies or silverfish, in which case I eviscerate, vapourize, shred, tear, burn while I chant, "Kill, kill, KILL!"

Reliquiae
11-08-08, 04:52PM
I live in the United States capital of SCORPIONS.

I'm not saying that getting hurt by a big one isn't gonna hurt as hell, and that you still won't need to still be hospitalized.

But a baby one will kill you.

Bones
11-08-08, 10:00PM
Will not. I used to raise African Emperors. It just hurts like all hell.

Bassmama
11-10-08, 05:11PM
What I do depends on what it is and where it is.

I once found a big weird thing in the kitchen sink. It was something I'd never seen before, even though I know quite a few insects. It was quite huge and had heaps of long legs and was freaky looking. if your scared of insects and such this thing would had cause sheer terror! (ok so that wasn't funny but I had to share!)
mine- I hope you ran- it was PUSSY!

(I'm sorry- I just HAD to- I NEED a laugh & that thought just came to mind & I just want everyone else to get a laugh &.... ohshitibetterrunbeforeminekillsme:scared:

Bassmama
11-10-08, 05:21PM
Oh, I forgot to answer...

Inside? Motherfucker gonna die 100% of time- with occaisional captures & releases of those cute little jumping spiders.

Ain't they cute?

mine
11-10-08, 06:06PM
mine- I hope you ran- it was PUSSY!

(I'm sorry- I just HAD to- I NEED a laugh & that thought just came to mind & I just want everyone else to get a laugh &.... ohshitibetterrunbeforeminekillsme:scared:
Lol, it's ok:)
Those jumping spiders are great! Very clever little things too.

Bones
11-10-08, 08:52PM
That is a beautiful spider.

trekbugging
11-11-08, 05:13AM
i was at door to building the other day and something caught my eye-- a bug caught on a single strand of web by the doors electronic door code thing-- anyway i waited and in a few seconds a nice wolf spider ( or what looked like one) he/she tested the strand and when bug still moved he rushed out of the webhole he/she was in and grabbed bug bit it and pulled it back into hole-- all very quickly-- i kind of imagined the bug screaming "help me, help me" as i laughed at it and then pucnhed in my code and went into work-- nature in action and survival of the fittist right in front of my eyes-- it was also cool

Amaurote
11-11-08, 10:24AM
That's a Regal Jumping Spider.

JakeD
11-11-08, 10:29AM
Yeah, I really like him. He commands authority.

"WE EYESES ARE WATCHING YOU."

Bassmama
11-11-08, 10:43AM
Check this one out- it has blue eyses!!

mine
11-11-08, 12:29PM
Hairy little bastards aren't they! :)

Bones
11-11-08, 01:15PM
That looks like the spiders I have in my house. Except for the big scary one in my sink of course.