Diva
04-11-02, 07:11AM
Winter vs Summer Cold... Both Suck
I slept for almost 24 hours, man. Now it's Sunday at 8:13AM and I have to go to bed so that I can wake up so that I can go back to bed so that I can wake up on time to hit the fucking snooze alarm. It's times like these that I start going down the list of suspects to find who gave me this damn thing. Hey you! Yes you. I heard that sniffle. Was that allergies or a cold? C'mon... don't bullshit me. You gave me that damn cold, didn't you? Why I outta... Everytime I hear some coughing, sniffle employee drag their sick-ass into work to play the martyr I want to scream. Get your funky-assed germs outta here! Stay home. Sleep. Why come into work and infect everybody? Oh yeah, because then you use up the valuable sick time that you keep in reserve in case you want to play hooky, right? I thought so.
News~N~Stuff!
Mayor of Rio De Janiero wants weatherman prosecuted for incorrect forecast. Who's the mayor? Dirty Harry? Do you feel lucky, punk.... Davezilla's "Winter driving tips for southern drivers". Are you reading this Marie and Usantic? Heh... Judge fines women who return to their alleged abusers. I can't decide on this one. Well, except that OJ is guilty and should have fried, that is.... Man commits suicide by jumping into grinder. Looks like, "Death by grinder" is moving up on the choice of suicidal mechanisms. I'd call him psycho, but that's pretty obvious... This page cannot be fucking displayed. Heh... Gang of illegal immigrants fools French officials into thinking they're a rugby team. I would like to extend France the official 'D'oh!' award.... Firefighters retrieve man's frozen penis. I'll never buy frozen corn dogs again... Fire destroys alleged ex-KKK leader's home (pictures). I didn't know they let women run anything but a vacuum cleaner.... Elderly man drives into DMV building during driver exam. Old people shouldn't drive. They should have their children drive them. Payback's a bitch.... The physics of videogame boobie-jiggle. Hahahaha!! Funniest damn article I've read in a while... State of Washington trying to figure out what to do with a 13 year old Level 3 sex offender. I'd surgically implant a battery powered 'harness'. He gets a hard on, it zaps that Dick into submission... Idiot drives eight miles between two live train tracks - gets hit twice and lives. Darwin blinked, is all I can say...
I slept for almost 24 hours, man. Now it's Sunday at 8:13AM and I have to go to bed so that I can wake up so that I can go back to bed so that I can wake up on time to hit the fucking snooze alarm. It's times like these that I start going down the list of suspects to find who gave me this damn thing. Hey you! Yes you. I heard that sniffle. Was that allergies or a cold? C'mon... don't bullshit me. You gave me that damn cold, didn't you? Why I outta... Everytime I hear some coughing, sniffle employee drag their sick-ass into work to play the martyr I want to scream. Get your funky-assed germs outta here! Stay home. Sleep. Why come into work and infect everybody? Oh yeah, because then you use up the valuable sick time that you keep in reserve in case you want to play hooky, right? I thought so.
News~N~Stuff!
Mayor of Rio De Janiero wants weatherman prosecuted for incorrect forecast. Who's the mayor? Dirty Harry? Do you feel lucky, punk.... Davezilla's "Winter driving tips for southern drivers". Are you reading this Marie and Usantic? Heh... Judge fines women who return to their alleged abusers. I can't decide on this one. Well, except that OJ is guilty and should have fried, that is.... Man commits suicide by jumping into grinder. Looks like, "Death by grinder" is moving up on the choice of suicidal mechanisms. I'd call him psycho, but that's pretty obvious... This page cannot be fucking displayed. Heh... Gang of illegal immigrants fools French officials into thinking they're a rugby team. I would like to extend France the official 'D'oh!' award.... Firefighters retrieve man's frozen penis. I'll never buy frozen corn dogs again... Fire destroys alleged ex-KKK leader's home (pictures). I didn't know they let women run anything but a vacuum cleaner.... Elderly man drives into DMV building during driver exam. Old people shouldn't drive. They should have their children drive them. Payback's a bitch.... The physics of videogame boobie-jiggle. Hahahaha!! Funniest damn article I've read in a while... State of Washington trying to figure out what to do with a 13 year old Level 3 sex offender. I'd surgically implant a battery powered 'harness'. He gets a hard on, it zaps that Dick into submission... Idiot drives eight miles between two live train tracks - gets hit twice and lives. Darwin blinked, is all I can say...