Diva
04-11-02, 07:08AM
Happy Fucking New Year
I rang it in the usual way. At home with a bottle of wine. New Years has always been a quiet time for me. Too many damn drunks driving and killing/maiming people. I remember having to go into work one year at 6:40 A.M. The car in front of me was all over the damn road. Three lanes and he was in all of them. The hospital I work at is usually jumping all day long. Is the difference of one number really worth dying over? Isn't the pain and suffering of buying extra checks to make up for the 'VOID' ones enough!?
I remember my drinking days. Well, most of them. I was over it by the time I reached twenty-one. For my 20th birthday I had a semi surprise party. I bitched about how much I hated surprise parties until my friend told me. Sucker! Nothing like a room full of Marines to make you happy. Of course they made me drink twenty beers. That was the only time I blacked out. That I can remember, at least. *Cough* Nothing scarier than being shown pictures of you that you can't remember doing. Of course the kind, loving friends filled in every sorted detail. Including the oddest one I'll call "Yelling across a room full of Marines that my friend got it up the ass". Yep, that's a keeper. Never did hear from her again. By the look of her face, I don't think I ever will.
News~N~Stuff!
Hospital returns wrong woman home to son, who doesn't notice due to oxygen mask. I can't decide which is part is worse.... Smash gnomes with your balls(Flash game with Sound). Funny. Great background music... Guy makes movie & comic heroes from Fisher-Price "Little People". Ummm... Bored? Shockwave of Barbie with Tourette's(Oldie but goodie). I love this one! It's even on my links... Woman returns sister's ashes to WalMart for refund. And they gave it to her! NY Times publishes inside-plane photos of shoe-bomb incident. My favorite's the basketball player's turn to stand watch until they land. Man, can you imagine the look on his face? Talking bird blurts out husband's affair. Polly wanna condom? Actual Family Circus cartoon. Wrong on so many levels. Kind of takes the fun out of spoofs... Katie Price (AKAJordan) gallery. Here... Tits.
I rang it in the usual way. At home with a bottle of wine. New Years has always been a quiet time for me. Too many damn drunks driving and killing/maiming people. I remember having to go into work one year at 6:40 A.M. The car in front of me was all over the damn road. Three lanes and he was in all of them. The hospital I work at is usually jumping all day long. Is the difference of one number really worth dying over? Isn't the pain and suffering of buying extra checks to make up for the 'VOID' ones enough!?
I remember my drinking days. Well, most of them. I was over it by the time I reached twenty-one. For my 20th birthday I had a semi surprise party. I bitched about how much I hated surprise parties until my friend told me. Sucker! Nothing like a room full of Marines to make you happy. Of course they made me drink twenty beers. That was the only time I blacked out. That I can remember, at least. *Cough* Nothing scarier than being shown pictures of you that you can't remember doing. Of course the kind, loving friends filled in every sorted detail. Including the oddest one I'll call "Yelling across a room full of Marines that my friend got it up the ass". Yep, that's a keeper. Never did hear from her again. By the look of her face, I don't think I ever will.
News~N~Stuff!
Hospital returns wrong woman home to son, who doesn't notice due to oxygen mask. I can't decide which is part is worse.... Smash gnomes with your balls(Flash game with Sound). Funny. Great background music... Guy makes movie & comic heroes from Fisher-Price "Little People". Ummm... Bored? Shockwave of Barbie with Tourette's(Oldie but goodie). I love this one! It's even on my links... Woman returns sister's ashes to WalMart for refund. And they gave it to her! NY Times publishes inside-plane photos of shoe-bomb incident. My favorite's the basketball player's turn to stand watch until they land. Man, can you imagine the look on his face? Talking bird blurts out husband's affair. Polly wanna condom? Actual Family Circus cartoon. Wrong on so many levels. Kind of takes the fun out of spoofs... Katie Price (AKAJordan) gallery. Here... Tits.