Diva
04-11-02, 07:01AM
Happy Holidays... Whatever You Are
I wish you all happiness. I wish you all love. I wish you all peace. I wish for tolerance. I wish there was no more hate. And I wish for a 1968 Mustang and one million dollars in the bank. Then again, that's a given. I'd settle for peace on Earth, goodwill towards man.
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News~N~Stuff!
The average Christmas bonus for Australian business men is a massage, sex, and a complimentary drink. *Diva looks down at Fruit Cake 'bonus'*.... Good Samaritantackles bank robber. Oh great. He's called a hero, but when I tackle a women for depositing a water jug full of change I'm called aggressive.... Naked chicks for your enjoyment. You know the drill.... Two-year-old rescued after getting head stuck in bongo drum. Our future President... State trooper makes biggest cocaine bust ever in Massachusetts after lost trucker accidentally backs into his car. There's something to be said about the criminal mind. "Duh"... 60,000 Germans Sleep in Cars in Record Traffic Jam. Ummm. If I were there it would be 59,999... because I WOULD GO HOME. Morons.... Flight forced to land after man attempted to ignite explosives in shoes. Passengers subdued the man. "Subdued"... Meaning beat the living crap out of.....
I wish you all happiness. I wish you all love. I wish you all peace. I wish for tolerance. I wish there was no more hate. And I wish for a 1968 Mustang and one million dollars in the bank. Then again, that's a given. I'd settle for peace on Earth, goodwill towards man.
http://www.nochicktrix.com/fun/gf/holiday/santadance.gif
News~N~Stuff!
The average Christmas bonus for Australian business men is a massage, sex, and a complimentary drink. *Diva looks down at Fruit Cake 'bonus'*.... Good Samaritantackles bank robber. Oh great. He's called a hero, but when I tackle a women for depositing a water jug full of change I'm called aggressive.... Naked chicks for your enjoyment. You know the drill.... Two-year-old rescued after getting head stuck in bongo drum. Our future President... State trooper makes biggest cocaine bust ever in Massachusetts after lost trucker accidentally backs into his car. There's something to be said about the criminal mind. "Duh"... 60,000 Germans Sleep in Cars in Record Traffic Jam. Ummm. If I were there it would be 59,999... because I WOULD GO HOME. Morons.... Flight forced to land after man attempted to ignite explosives in shoes. Passengers subdued the man. "Subdued"... Meaning beat the living crap out of.....