Diva
04-11-02, 06:58AM
I'd Like Some Fries. "Would You Like Fries With that?"
My friend says that one of the biggest strains to a relationship is when a couple is redecorating. I have to agree. I'm on the verge of a trial separation with myself. Just when I decide what design I like, I come along and start with the "Gee, I still like the first one, even though it's a darker look." Slap! I've never intentionally hit myself before. I'm just hoping that I don't file charges against myself. They'd probably throw me into the loony bin. Then Bane would have to wait even longer. I have to give the guy major props for patience. He hasn't hinted at strangling me yet. Yet.
A doctors' office called to ask a favor. The secretary... Excuse me, Administrative Assistant started off by saying the doctor's name and then adding, "He's the one who sends your office a ham every Christmas." I said that I hadn't seen it. She got all hyper, promising heads would roll, bla bla bla.. I said that I was Jewish, which is why I probably didn't see it. She asked why not. Sigh... My thoughts are with you this Christmas. Don't expect anything else. I'd really like this year to pass me by. Oh great. Another coworker just gave me a gift. Now I have to get them something. Well, I needed to stop by the drug store anyway.
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My friend says that one of the biggest strains to a relationship is when a couple is redecorating. I have to agree. I'm on the verge of a trial separation with myself. Just when I decide what design I like, I come along and start with the "Gee, I still like the first one, even though it's a darker look." Slap! I've never intentionally hit myself before. I'm just hoping that I don't file charges against myself. They'd probably throw me into the loony bin. Then Bane would have to wait even longer. I have to give the guy major props for patience. He hasn't hinted at strangling me yet. Yet.
A doctors' office called to ask a favor. The secretary... Excuse me, Administrative Assistant started off by saying the doctor's name and then adding, "He's the one who sends your office a ham every Christmas." I said that I hadn't seen it. She got all hyper, promising heads would roll, bla bla bla.. I said that I was Jewish, which is why I probably didn't see it. She asked why not. Sigh... My thoughts are with you this Christmas. Don't expect anything else. I'd really like this year to pass me by. Oh great. Another coworker just gave me a gift. Now I have to get them something. Well, I needed to stop by the drug store anyway.
News~N~Stuff!
Ex-baseball player runs around Times Square in thong to uphold bet made on national radio show. It was not a pretty site, let me tell you. Having NewYorkers been through enough?! Man bitten by pet cobra while picking mites off poisonous snake. Darwinism. Gotta love it... Finnish commuters on the rail line to Helsinki got a shock late Monday when images of animals being slaughtered were shown repeatedly on the train's television screens. Why does the guy even have this home video? That's what they should be asking.... Saudi princess arrested in Orlando for beating her maid. I don't give a shit who she's related to or where she is from. That bitch needs to spend some time with Big 'I love to fist' Bertha. Look at her. She'd probably enjoy it... Airport shut Tuesday following the discovery of an unplugged screening device. What a bunch of idiots. Gee, I wonder how the terrorist ever got through.... Ernie'sHouseOfWhoopAss raised $13,247 and bought plane tickets for 23 troops!. Cool! Now this is a hero... The world's funniest joke was unveiled on Thursday by the British Association for the Advancement of Science. I demand a recount... Woman paints horse red, white, blue. Only in Kentucky (video). Can you say, "Twit"? I knew you could.