Diva
04-11-02, 06:57AM
Don't Get Your Panties In A Wad
I am proud to say that I haven't bought diddly over squat yet. That's right, not even a card. I must be boycotting the holiday. Yeah, that's it. I'm making a statement against the commercialism that has eclipsed the true essence of the holidays. The spiritual meaning has been crushed by wads of Hallmark cards. Oh the horror. When I see candycanes in August announcing the arrival of Santa, it sickens me. We need to band together! Enough is enough! Let's push back Christmas to teach them a lesson! And give me enough time to get off my procrastinating ass and shop. Uh... Not that it's my reason for this rant or anything. *Cough*
News And Links And Pictures And.. Ummm... News!
Woman steals bag, gets on plane.Accidentally steals fake grenade too, which rolls out into the aisle. That's why they have overhead compartments ... Two Egyptian mummies have been found under a McDonald's restaurant in Tamworth. I wonder how long until someone finds cloth in their Big Mac? A US farmer is installing water-beds for his cows because he thinks comfortable bovines make more milk. I.. I don't know what to say. Besides 'Moron', that is... An Italian woman who became pregnant with one child and then triplets three months later has given birth to a girl. I think she needs to change condom brands. Might I suggest... Heftys?
I am proud to say that I haven't bought diddly over squat yet. That's right, not even a card. I must be boycotting the holiday. Yeah, that's it. I'm making a statement against the commercialism that has eclipsed the true essence of the holidays. The spiritual meaning has been crushed by wads of Hallmark cards. Oh the horror. When I see candycanes in August announcing the arrival of Santa, it sickens me. We need to band together! Enough is enough! Let's push back Christmas to teach them a lesson! And give me enough time to get off my procrastinating ass and shop. Uh... Not that it's my reason for this rant or anything. *Cough*
News And Links And Pictures And.. Ummm... News!
Woman steals bag, gets on plane.Accidentally steals fake grenade too, which rolls out into the aisle. That's why they have overhead compartments ... Two Egyptian mummies have been found under a McDonald's restaurant in Tamworth. I wonder how long until someone finds cloth in their Big Mac? A US farmer is installing water-beds for his cows because he thinks comfortable bovines make more milk. I.. I don't know what to say. Besides 'Moron', that is... An Italian woman who became pregnant with one child and then triplets three months later has given birth to a girl. I think she needs to change condom brands. Might I suggest... Heftys?