Random Quotes

[Diva]

Some men live for others and make their presence known
Some men live in seclusion and choose to live alone...
Some men live for justice and walk inside the law
But of these men, the group I'm in are the men behind the wall... - Gato Suertudo

[Diva]

"Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words." -
Calvin & Hobbes

"after some great conversation
i'm feelin' exhileration
and now seekin' libation
and mastication
to supplement the masturbation
and encourage my innovation
that i might walk with supplication
and rule all world's nations...

i AM the fuckin' RUDE-DAWG and my cock stands at the ready! who DARES challenge it's supposition??"

me

[Redallnite]

"Men only lie to two people in their lives; their girlfriends and the police."

Jack Nicholson

[Scranton]

"I digress" as the bride said when she got up in the middle of the night and baked a cake.
Noel Coward

"What's another word for Thesaurus"
Anon

"Obscenity is whatever gives the judge an errection"
Anon

"There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the riverside looking like an idiot"
That guy Anon again.

If I can get anymore I shall post them.

[Scranton]

" What the fucking hell was that?"

1945 The Mayor of Hiroshima

[NewEnglChick]

everyday forces me to add another name (like its ever only one!!!) to the list of people who piss me off

some sort of derivation of calvin and hobbes i believe

if a man knows, but knows not he knows, he is young, teach him.
if a man knows not, but knows he knows not he is lost, guide him.
if a man knows not, but knows not he knows not, he is a fool, shun him.
if a man knows, and knows he knows, he is a wise man, follow him.

-???

[ZXXXcXXXZ]

"Here The Only Thing PC "HERE" Is Your Computer"
~DIVA :cool:

[Jake]

Quoting The Diva, huh? That's original. Or is it? I'm gonna use a quote from a friend of Diva's:

"I never trust ANYTHING that bleeds for five days" ... GravCrash

[Diva]

Life's a bitch.... And then she bleeds.
~ Diva

[LucifersChild]

"i tried so hard, but fell so far, and in the end, it doesnt even matter" linkin park.... thats my mood right about now

[Diva]

When I look behind me all I see
Are reminders of what will never be...

When I look ahead and see what might be
All the pain and tears was worth it to me.

~ Diva

[LucifersChild]

The person who completes suicide dies once. those left behind die a thousand deaths, trying to relive those terrible moments and understand.

-unknown-

[LucifersChild]

Quote of the day:

"there is only one prospect worse than being chained to an intolerable existence: the nightmare of a botched attempt to end it."

-Arthur Koestler-

[LucifersChild]

another quote of the day:

"dying is an art, like everything else. I do it exceptionally well"

-sylvia plath-

[LucifersChild]

"I promised myself somewhere in teenage life, id never submit to the words "I will not be like." -pantera-

[LucifersChild]

"Jesus HAS returned. the only problem, is that he is locked in a mental institution trying to convince doctors of who HE is." wwsd

[Diva]

The best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other.
-Dalai Lama

[Diva]

"Are we there yet?"

by - [Pick a child, any child]

[Diva]

"FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled with the software."

[Diva]

Dreaming frees the soul, energizes the spirit and allows you to do things that would get your ass thrown in jail if you really tried them.

[Diva]

"Pardon my upcoming spelling error..."


"I don't worry about other peoples' errors, Diva... Just my own."


[To Sunny2Tall] "I stand corrected. That spelling error annoyed the hell out of me."

:p :kissy: :p