Create a Lie

[Bones]

Make up the most outrageous lie you can think of about another member. :p

Mine went insane and is living in the desert living off of snakes and lizards.

This should be fun.:devil:

[James]

Ten years ago, Bones stole the fizzy lifting drinks and framed Charlie and Grandpa Joe for the crime.
Charlie and Grandpa Joe promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground.
Today, still wanted by the Wonka Corporation, they survive as soldiers of fortune....

[Bones]

Ten years ago, Bones stole the fizzy lifting drinks and framed Charlie and Grandpa Joe for the crime.
Charlie and Grandpa Joe promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground.
Today, still wanted by the Wonka Corporation, they survive as soldiers of fortune....

How did you know?

James is really a pygmy female that masquerades as a Canadian and frequents bars that feature live whale sex acts.

[Bassmama]

JakeD is really gay, but Diva keeps him around because he does windows & changes the catbox for her, & brings over hawt looking guys for her to meet.

Bones has secretly been dating James on weekends- James flies in- & Dumbass is PISSED!

[Unforgiven]

I am a respectable and productive member of society, and a pleasure to be around.

[Reliquiae]

Unforgiven absolutely LOVES & ADORES children.

[Bones]

Bass has a secret crush on John McCain and is bi-curious about Sarah Palin.

[Thaum1el]

Zach got laid the other night.

[Zachola]

Thaum1el does not suffer from a deplorable excess of personality.

[Bassmama]

Zach & bones were both once female. Noone could tell what Unfy was. They still can't.

[Thaum1el]

Typhoon secretly likes girls better.

[Unforgiven]

Zach & bones were both once female. Noone could tell what Unfy was. They still can't.

No, no, Sue. You forgot, it's supposed to be a false statement.

[Bones]

Unfy has a nice cheery personality.

[Unforgiven]

See? Bones knows.

[Thaum1el]

That's a horrid lie.

Zach likes dogs.