Diva
04-11-02, 05:54AM
I Take The Road Unpaved. Off-Road! Woo Hoo! Yeah! Eh hem...
I am a party pooper. It's official. Why, do you ask[Humor me]? Because I didn't wear some funky colored socks for 'Sock-Day'. Yep, that's right. We have 'Sock-Day'. Some lame-assed person good the [not so]bright idea that wearing stup... Er, colorful socks would bring on the holiday mood. Oh how I yearn to work with Jehovah Witnesses.
I think the oddest part about the holidays are that the religious celebration has become almost nonexistent. When you think of Christmas, what comes to mind? Santa Claus? Rudolph? Stockings and Christmas trees? Parties after parties after parties and presents galore? Oh yeah and the birth in some barn is an afterthought... If that. Good cheer turns to gluttony. G-d forbid someone take the parking space you have an eye on. The last toy is cause for violence from normally passive adults. What if we skipped a year? And then treated the next year as 365 days of Christmas. Would we appreciate it more? What if we were to trade religions? Is the first thing that comes to mind eight days of presents? We're doomed. My friend, Bane sent me the funniest link. It's the Insanity Test. You need sound. [1 pop up]. I laughed til I had to pee. Enjoy!
This and That and Those
Respect the Pussy. Funny website... Oregon wants to make it legal to gather and eat roadkill. Oh no! Someone hit Muffy! Well, tell pa to fire up the grill.... Over 200,000 Americans are online porno addicts. Finally! A statistic I can participate in... Researchers discover gay gay Orangutans. They don't mean chipper, either... Judge says it's okay for prison guards to give snacks in exchange for sex. Let me get this straight. Female guard 'pays' inmates to fuck her? She must be coyote ugly...
I am a party pooper. It's official. Why, do you ask[Humor me]? Because I didn't wear some funky colored socks for 'Sock-Day'. Yep, that's right. We have 'Sock-Day'. Some lame-assed person good the [not so]bright idea that wearing stup... Er, colorful socks would bring on the holiday mood. Oh how I yearn to work with Jehovah Witnesses.
I think the oddest part about the holidays are that the religious celebration has become almost nonexistent. When you think of Christmas, what comes to mind? Santa Claus? Rudolph? Stockings and Christmas trees? Parties after parties after parties and presents galore? Oh yeah and the birth in some barn is an afterthought... If that. Good cheer turns to gluttony. G-d forbid someone take the parking space you have an eye on. The last toy is cause for violence from normally passive adults. What if we skipped a year? And then treated the next year as 365 days of Christmas. Would we appreciate it more? What if we were to trade religions? Is the first thing that comes to mind eight days of presents? We're doomed. My friend, Bane sent me the funniest link. It's the Insanity Test. You need sound. [1 pop up]. I laughed til I had to pee. Enjoy!
This and That and Those
Respect the Pussy. Funny website... Oregon wants to make it legal to gather and eat roadkill. Oh no! Someone hit Muffy! Well, tell pa to fire up the grill.... Over 200,000 Americans are online porno addicts. Finally! A statistic I can participate in... Researchers discover gay gay Orangutans. They don't mean chipper, either... Judge says it's okay for prison guards to give snacks in exchange for sex. Let me get this straight. Female guard 'pays' inmates to fuck her? She must be coyote ugly...