Diva
04-11-02, 05:53AM
But I Don't Wanna Go To Work!
I have the worst boss when it comes to... shit, don't get me started. You have to practically call in mortally wounded the day after a weekend or holiday. She's so anal you could stick a lump of coal up her ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond. The worst part is that she's the only supervisor in my department who's got a bad reputation. I should have known better when I was walking around, introducing myself. When I told them who my supervisor was they'd recoil. From the way they looked at me as I went back to my cubicle, I was waiting for the prison guard to yell, "Dead man walking!". The funny thing is... I wouldn't have been surprised. She calls me in and I instinctively hold out my hands to be shackled. She loves giving me work and telling me to put my regular duties aside. A couple of days later she'll ask me why I'm late. I have to keep a log because the chick can't remember shit. She even has us put all of our tasks in slots outside of our cubicle so that she can see where we are in our projects. She came up to me last week and asked why I hadn't finished one in particular. I said that it wasn't due for another two weeks. She said that that was besides the point that I was late. When I pointed out that everything was current and that I was on schedule, not late she said, "Yes, but you have the 'potential' to be late." I replied, "Yes, and I have the 'potential' to be early, also." She started to say something and I cut her off. "Why don't you wait and see if I'm going to be late before chastising me for something that I may or may not be guilty of." She turned and walked away. You know I'm checking any food presents from her for loogies. Or ticking. Either or.
This and That and Those
Scientists in Australia reveal amazing new findings. Where belly button lint comes from. Now I can sleep at night.... Sperm Donor must pay child support. This is just fucked up... Sneak your favorite alcoholic drink into football games with these flask binoculars. Good for those days when the 49ers lose to the Rams 27-14. Heh. And the Rams suck *cough*.... A Japanese man is suspected of making over 1,400 nuisance emergency phone calls to police saying,"This is an emergency call. A beautiful woman has just passed in front of me." This has GOT to be the biggest loser. He calls 911 for dating tips.
I have the worst boss when it comes to... shit, don't get me started. You have to practically call in mortally wounded the day after a weekend or holiday. She's so anal you could stick a lump of coal up her ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond. The worst part is that she's the only supervisor in my department who's got a bad reputation. I should have known better when I was walking around, introducing myself. When I told them who my supervisor was they'd recoil. From the way they looked at me as I went back to my cubicle, I was waiting for the prison guard to yell, "Dead man walking!". The funny thing is... I wouldn't have been surprised. She calls me in and I instinctively hold out my hands to be shackled. She loves giving me work and telling me to put my regular duties aside. A couple of days later she'll ask me why I'm late. I have to keep a log because the chick can't remember shit. She even has us put all of our tasks in slots outside of our cubicle so that she can see where we are in our projects. She came up to me last week and asked why I hadn't finished one in particular. I said that it wasn't due for another two weeks. She said that that was besides the point that I was late. When I pointed out that everything was current and that I was on schedule, not late she said, "Yes, but you have the 'potential' to be late." I replied, "Yes, and I have the 'potential' to be early, also." She started to say something and I cut her off. "Why don't you wait and see if I'm going to be late before chastising me for something that I may or may not be guilty of." She turned and walked away. You know I'm checking any food presents from her for loogies. Or ticking. Either or.
This and That and Those
Scientists in Australia reveal amazing new findings. Where belly button lint comes from. Now I can sleep at night.... Sperm Donor must pay child support. This is just fucked up... Sneak your favorite alcoholic drink into football games with these flask binoculars. Good for those days when the 49ers lose to the Rams 27-14. Heh. And the Rams suck *cough*.... A Japanese man is suspected of making over 1,400 nuisance emergency phone calls to police saying,"This is an emergency call. A beautiful woman has just passed in front of me." This has GOT to be the biggest loser. He calls 911 for dating tips.