Diva
04-11-02, 05:53AM
If Only Life Had A Replay Button
I got hit by a car. Lovely. I was crossing the street in the crosswalk when some bimbo in a BMW came around the corner while balabbing on her cellphone. Luckly some big guy was on the other side of me and saw the bitch coming. he yelled, "Stop!" and she looked at the last minute. I bounced off her hood right into the guy. Good catch. I would've smacked that ground pretty damn hard otherwise. The bimbo jumps out of her car and continues to talk to the cellphone. She starts to get hysterical [mind you-I'M the one that got hit] and the guy and I both yell at the same time, "Get off the fucking phone!" He helps me to the curb and she starts the drama queen scene of a lifetime. My fucking ribs hurt and I wasn't in the mood. I yelled, "What the fuck are you crying for, bitch? I'm the one with a Beamer grill tattoo on my side. Shut the fuck up and give me your info already." She actually had the nerve to say, "Info? Why?" The guy must of seen the expression on my face because he put both hands on my shoulders and said that he'd get it for me. When everything was done and she stopped squacking apologies and got back in her car, her damn cellphone rang again. I walked around to her open window, grabbed the phone and ripped out the battery. She started to yell about how much that cost and I leaned down and said, "Nothing compared to what I can get if I sue your reckless driving ass. I could own this car. Got it, bitch?" She nodded. By then the big guy came around and said, "Here... Let me help you to your car." And led me away before I could rip out her larnyx. And how was your day?
I just came across this guys' site. I can't even begin to tell you how warped this guy is. He's actually going to cut off his injured feet to get a shiney new replacement set. And he's doing it on the internet. There are freaks and then there are FREAKS...
Wanna Feel Normal? Read This:
An exhibition of 78 different types of human and animal excrement has opened at a museum in Japan. These people just need to get over the scat phase already ... A Romanian man has carried out a test run of his own funeral to make sure it will go smoothly. Kinda makes you want to 'forget' the headstone. Watch him go wild... A US student claims he has broken the world record for the most body piercings in one day. Matt Brown, of Omaha, Nebraska, had 171 piercings to beat the old record of 102. His mother must be so proud.... A San Diego computer programmer who has spent £100,000 on tattoos and plastic surgery to turn himself into a 'tiger' wants a fur graft. What part of evolution did he pop out of? [Aussie adds: Now watch... He'll get the skin graft and someone will shoot him for his skin] :))~
I got hit by a car. Lovely. I was crossing the street in the crosswalk when some bimbo in a BMW came around the corner while balabbing on her cellphone. Luckly some big guy was on the other side of me and saw the bitch coming. he yelled, "Stop!" and she looked at the last minute. I bounced off her hood right into the guy. Good catch. I would've smacked that ground pretty damn hard otherwise. The bimbo jumps out of her car and continues to talk to the cellphone. She starts to get hysterical [mind you-I'M the one that got hit] and the guy and I both yell at the same time, "Get off the fucking phone!" He helps me to the curb and she starts the drama queen scene of a lifetime. My fucking ribs hurt and I wasn't in the mood. I yelled, "What the fuck are you crying for, bitch? I'm the one with a Beamer grill tattoo on my side. Shut the fuck up and give me your info already." She actually had the nerve to say, "Info? Why?" The guy must of seen the expression on my face because he put both hands on my shoulders and said that he'd get it for me. When everything was done and she stopped squacking apologies and got back in her car, her damn cellphone rang again. I walked around to her open window, grabbed the phone and ripped out the battery. She started to yell about how much that cost and I leaned down and said, "Nothing compared to what I can get if I sue your reckless driving ass. I could own this car. Got it, bitch?" She nodded. By then the big guy came around and said, "Here... Let me help you to your car." And led me away before I could rip out her larnyx. And how was your day?
I just came across this guys' site. I can't even begin to tell you how warped this guy is. He's actually going to cut off his injured feet to get a shiney new replacement set. And he's doing it on the internet. There are freaks and then there are FREAKS...
Wanna Feel Normal? Read This:
An exhibition of 78 different types of human and animal excrement has opened at a museum in Japan. These people just need to get over the scat phase already ... A Romanian man has carried out a test run of his own funeral to make sure it will go smoothly. Kinda makes you want to 'forget' the headstone. Watch him go wild... A US student claims he has broken the world record for the most body piercings in one day. Matt Brown, of Omaha, Nebraska, had 171 piercings to beat the old record of 102. His mother must be so proud.... A San Diego computer programmer who has spent £100,000 on tattoos and plastic surgery to turn himself into a 'tiger' wants a fur graft. What part of evolution did he pop out of? [Aussie adds: Now watch... He'll get the skin graft and someone will shoot him for his skin] :))~