Diva
04-11-02, 05:52AM
Life Is For The Living... Well Duh!
It's Friday! Woo Hoo! Hot damn, I got through another week! I'd say 'without pissing anyone off', but the day is early. Speaking of early, I wasn't. On my way out the door I ran into my neighbor. You know, the guy who's name I don't remember. We chatted on the way to our cars. Just before I got in he called me by my name to tell me to have a good day. Argh! So I waited a second and then hightailed it up to our mailboxes and security gate. No first name. Damn! Mine wasn't there either, which means he actually remembered it. Shit. Now I can't do the usual, I'm sorry, but I forgot your name' shpeel. Don't you hate when people remember who you are and you haven't a clue as to who they are? I've spent an hour racking my brain, trying to remember who a guy was that I had met in the grocery store. We kept bumping into each other and he'd ask me, "So, do you remember yet?" I felt like such an asshole. Then, as we were in line, he says, "Okay, I'll tell you. I'm Mike's younger brother." Which meant diddly over squat to me. You have a name that seems to be every other person you date's name? Mine was Mike. That or 'the Marine'. Heh. After a minute of my blank expression, he tells me his last name. Ah yes, the asshole. The guy laughed. So, ummmm. When did we meet? The guy starts talking about how funny the evening was... and that he can't believe I don't remember... When he was done I said, "Gee... That was funny. Too bad it was his 'other' girlfriend that went." It was very quiet through the checkout. As I was leaving he apologized. I turned, smiled and said, "What for? That chick gave him the worst case of crabs the doctor ever saw." And then walked away. He was laughing so hard I heard him halfway to my car. While I never met his brother I did remember one thing Mike said about him. When he found something on you, he never let it go. Family get togethers, double dating. The guy was ruthless. It's nice to know I could add something special to his Christmas dinner. Heh.
Hey! Guess what! I was linked by a porn site! Woo Hoo! I am honored. Check it out. I should be the fourth one listed. Good site, too.
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It's Friday! Woo Hoo! Hot damn, I got through another week! I'd say 'without pissing anyone off', but the day is early. Speaking of early, I wasn't. On my way out the door I ran into my neighbor. You know, the guy who's name I don't remember. We chatted on the way to our cars. Just before I got in he called me by my name to tell me to have a good day. Argh! So I waited a second and then hightailed it up to our mailboxes and security gate. No first name. Damn! Mine wasn't there either, which means he actually remembered it. Shit. Now I can't do the usual, I'm sorry, but I forgot your name' shpeel. Don't you hate when people remember who you are and you haven't a clue as to who they are? I've spent an hour racking my brain, trying to remember who a guy was that I had met in the grocery store. We kept bumping into each other and he'd ask me, "So, do you remember yet?" I felt like such an asshole. Then, as we were in line, he says, "Okay, I'll tell you. I'm Mike's younger brother." Which meant diddly over squat to me. You have a name that seems to be every other person you date's name? Mine was Mike. That or 'the Marine'. Heh. After a minute of my blank expression, he tells me his last name. Ah yes, the asshole. The guy laughed. So, ummmm. When did we meet? The guy starts talking about how funny the evening was... and that he can't believe I don't remember... When he was done I said, "Gee... That was funny. Too bad it was his 'other' girlfriend that went." It was very quiet through the checkout. As I was leaving he apologized. I turned, smiled and said, "What for? That chick gave him the worst case of crabs the doctor ever saw." And then walked away. He was laughing so hard I heard him halfway to my car. While I never met his brother I did remember one thing Mike said about him. When he found something on you, he never let it go. Family get togethers, double dating. The guy was ruthless. It's nice to know I could add something special to his Christmas dinner. Heh.
Hey! Guess what! I was linked by a porn site! Woo Hoo! I am honored. Check it out. I should be the fourth one listed. Good site, too.
There's News... And Then There's This
Zookeepers let pandas watch porn and give tigers Viagra. Gee, I wonder where the staff goes on break?... Why did the Salmon cross the road? Very cool picture... 5 students suspended for 'disruptive hair.' Welcome to Denver, Colorado... The next Alabama...Man awarded $6.5 million after penis gets amputated. The good news is that we got all of the cancer. The bad news is that you'll have to sit to pee from now on....