Diva
04-11-02, 05:51AM
Wake me When It's Friday
Okay, people! It's time to brush up on the rules of the road, damn it! If you know that you are going to turn left... why wait until the light turns green to turn the damn turn signal on? You are supposed to do that before. Common courtesy, asshole! Then there's the people that go around the world to the right. Once you've changed lanes, turn it off! Why is this so difficult to understand? And why they even put turn signals into Porches, I'll never know. I can see the owner selling it now... "180 miles on this baby, but it purrs like a kitten. Good tires, detailed paint job... Oh and the turn signal lights have never been used." After meeting up with every known vehicular annoyance known to man I came up to my last light. One light to go. Then I hear it. A truckload of Hispanics... making that damn hissing/clicking/kissing noise. And one guy who must be half white saying hi. Over and over. Mind you, I haven't had my coffee. All bets are off when the caffeine hasn't entered my body. Without looking I tossed my head up high and with the last morsel of patience I had said, "Pinche tu madre." and drove off. Six months of waitressing finally paid off.
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Okay, people! It's time to brush up on the rules of the road, damn it! If you know that you are going to turn left... why wait until the light turns green to turn the damn turn signal on? You are supposed to do that before. Common courtesy, asshole! Then there's the people that go around the world to the right. Once you've changed lanes, turn it off! Why is this so difficult to understand? And why they even put turn signals into Porches, I'll never know. I can see the owner selling it now... "180 miles on this baby, but it purrs like a kitten. Good tires, detailed paint job... Oh and the turn signal lights have never been used." After meeting up with every known vehicular annoyance known to man I came up to my last light. One light to go. Then I hear it. A truckload of Hispanics... making that damn hissing/clicking/kissing noise. And one guy who must be half white saying hi. Over and over. Mind you, I haven't had my coffee. All bets are off when the caffeine hasn't entered my body. Without looking I tossed my head up high and with the last morsel of patience I had said, "Pinche tu madre." and drove off. Six months of waitressing finally paid off.
There's News... And Then There's This
Puppetry of the Penis: the ancient Australian Art of Genital Origam. Only in Australia :) Author who gave away the '65 Thunderbird - Doctor, nudist, convicted drug addict and pedophile. My question is, Would you still keep it? Judge allows mother to give cannabis to son, 8. Stoned at 8. Sounds like a sitcom... Couple walk home after shooting themselves in the head in an apparent suicide pact. "You dead yet?" "No." "Well, lets go home then." This just reeks of Monty Python humor... An American whose evidence sent his sister, Ethel Rosenberg, to the electric chair admits he lied at her trial. I can't believe it. The fucker doesn't even feel remorse.... Third grader saves teacher's life. The kid's cute. He said he could've even tried a tracheotomy, which he saw on a television show. "You cut a hole into the windpipe so they breathe. If the throat's swelling up or something." I would have loved to see her face when he told her that.... On-duty Park Ranger shoots would be carjacker... Never mind that he was getting blown by a hooker at the time in his personal vehicle. Dudley Do-Right he aint....