Diva
04-11-02, 05:51AM
Scraping The Bottom Of The Barrel, Huh?
I surfed the porn as usual. I guess they must think that old wife's tale is true. "Too much porn will make you go blind". Or something like that. Some of the pictures that I cam e across made my fingers go numb. They call this porn? Oh baby. I mean, give me a break! What guy would want to put ANY part of his body in this? The chick's got stubble, for Cripes' sake. And would somebody, ANYBODY, please explain why this is sexually arousing? What's he doing... Searching for her tonsils? Come on, guys, are these the pictures that turn you on? It's Bush's fault! It's got to be the Republicans, man. Who else would call this a teen??
So I'm driving to work this morning and pass the local cinema. What was playing, do you ask? None other than Ron Jeremy's autobiography. *Silence* I know why the guy's popular... because he gives the illusion that the average expanding male can still have a chance to fuck Jena Jameson. It ain't gonna happen, guys. Those chicks are paid to have sex with him. Do you really think that some 'hot' chick is gonna give him head while straining her head to glance at him from over his big ole pot belly? "Oh baby! That's right. There! Right there. Oof! No, it's okay. You can slam me into the wall with your stomach any time, handsome. Smother me with that girth!" Bleck! It's like the female "Deliverance".
There's News... And Then There's This
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I surfed the porn as usual. I guess they must think that old wife's tale is true. "Too much porn will make you go blind". Or something like that. Some of the pictures that I cam e across made my fingers go numb. They call this porn? Oh baby. I mean, give me a break! What guy would want to put ANY part of his body in this? The chick's got stubble, for Cripes' sake. And would somebody, ANYBODY, please explain why this is sexually arousing? What's he doing... Searching for her tonsils? Come on, guys, are these the pictures that turn you on? It's Bush's fault! It's got to be the Republicans, man. Who else would call this a teen??
So I'm driving to work this morning and pass the local cinema. What was playing, do you ask? None other than Ron Jeremy's autobiography. *Silence* I know why the guy's popular... because he gives the illusion that the average expanding male can still have a chance to fuck Jena Jameson. It ain't gonna happen, guys. Those chicks are paid to have sex with him. Do you really think that some 'hot' chick is gonna give him head while straining her head to glance at him from over his big ole pot belly? "Oh baby! That's right. There! Right there. Oof! No, it's okay. You can slam me into the wall with your stomach any time, handsome. Smother me with that girth!" Bleck! It's like the female "Deliverance".
There's News... And Then There's This
The President's Christmas card! Huh. Maybe he thought they said 'presents' not 'President'... And that's why they're sending out the most impersonal card since the Jehovah's holiday card... Security for the Super Bowl: portable surface-to-air missiles. Ummm... I think I'm gonna sit this game out... Ancient Japanese porno (Caution: Twangy music in background). A slight embellishment on the Dick. As if... The worst 428 films never made (All ratings Including porn). Includes Itty Bitty Frigidity. This is too damn funny. I'm still going through them....Ground Zero at WTC fire still burning: longest-burning structural fire in history. This is a reminder that it is not over... Viking name generator. All hail Haengr the Tyrant.... Student criminally prosecuted for video of his ex-girlfriend nude on the Internet (site safe for work, video not). Here's a hint, chick... If you're gonna dump your guy out of the blue... Get the video first!